Why did Michael Jackson want to become a Pokémon trainer? It was his destiNEHE that was gold, I don’t care.

Jade and Charlotte have absolutely ZERO in-ring chemistry with each other #SNME

All I want this morning for my birthday is a win from @LUFC

So glad I called this months ago #RAW

So basically Devens has BB’s version of an immunity idol…fitting #BB28

As a wrestling fan, I’m loving this HOH comp but simultaneously hate the cheesiness and having Jesse on my screen again #BB28

More pain as a Buffalo fan #Sabres

Like I said, never a doubt

Can’t even make a save to keep the season alive. It was nice #Sabres

Hey @DanhausenAD how much human dollars to curse the Montreal Canadiens?

Haven’t seen a screw job this bad in Montreal since 1997 #Sabres

I almost want to call collusion at this point #Sabres

The ESPN Unlimited App is absolute garbage. Constant buffering gives me no chance to get into watching #WWEBacklash

With the way Tage is struggling controlling the puck, wouldn’t surprise me if he has some kind of hand/wrist injury #Sabres

Leeds basically protecting themselves from relegation The #Sabres win a playoff series for the first since I’ve been out of high school Great sports day for this guy

Give me a Joe Hendry/Danhausen interaction and you can take all my money #RAW

It just sounds like #KevinWasRight @FightOwensFight #Smackdown