Why is it every single time I order from @ChipotleTweets they forgot something? It’s on my receipt every time, and yet it’s never in the bag.
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I hope the talk was “Thanks Harry but we’re all set”
Harry Styles had talks with execs about playing the next James Bond.
(Source: variety.com/2026/film/news/j…)
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Looks like Republicans were worried about the wrong trans community, they should have been worried about this one
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This really just shows what a workhorse Phil Hartman was. Ferrell is the only one in the top 10 with fewer seasons than Hartman and Hartman still averaged nearly 20 segments per season more than Ferrell
With 6 segments in last night’s episode, Mikey Day jumped past Bobby Moynihan into 10th place all-time for #SNL cast member appearances!
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I speak for everyone who enjoys Gameday when I say: Pat, if you feel unsafe at college campuses, we all want you to stay home and off tv
Pat McAfee ‘very, very uncomfortable’ at University of Utah due to light criticism, alludes to Charlie Kirk assassination awfulannouncing.com/espn/pat…
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I’m very frustrated about Carolina losing but I watched Wildwood today and just want to tell people to watch Wildwood because it’s great and so well crafted and deserves to be seen, which is basically the opposite of how I feel about Carolina football rn.
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