I do stuff Professional procrastinator & passionate gamer
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The first sign of getting old is the moment you hear kids talking and only understand half of their slang.
Shiiro retweeted
DON'T BUY THIS BUNDLE IF YOU ARE A REAL HANZO MAIN.
DON'T BUY ANYTHING UNTIL THEY FIX HANZO.
The only reason they ignore us and keep screwing us over is because we love the character so much we buy every cosmetic no matter how many times we get screwed over.
#buffhanzo
Having to troubleshoot in games is probably one of the most annoying things any gamer can experience. I spent like 5 hours trying to figure out which Valheim mods don't work together the other day.
Imagine waiting 11 years for the sequel of one of your all time favourite games, taking time off to play it on release day and it ends up being a buggy, poorly optimized release. I tried every "fix" the internet has to offer but the floor is still invisible.
I'm starting to feel like the modern videogame industry is all about generating passive income at the cost of their fans and releasing poorly optimized products. I don't even know when we last had a game release that went off without any problems.
The worst part about having boomer parents is having to explain gamer terms to them in a serious tone. Try to explain what Tbagging means to your dad who always overanalyzes jokes.
Whoever thought fake playable ads that send you to the playstore are a good idea deserves to be kicked in the nuts.
Yall think you're clumsy sometimes?
I just grabbed a hand full of chips and then tried to bite my phone.
Shiiro retweeted
Say Malo to Mauga the new #Overwatch2 Tank hero! 👋
My idea to make the current ranked system in #Overwatch2 feel less miserable: Either bring SR back or make it so you only have to play 5 games for each card instead of being forced to get 5 wins for a rank update. Starting a new card on a 5 loss streak just feels terrible.
I know my cropping is bad but might i mention that you can get everything included in this 22 bucks Illari bundle by simply using (free) legacy credits in #Overwatch2 ?
I'm not exactly sure how to react to this.
What are some things that you wished you had known before moving out and being on your own for the first time?
Having a child as a lower middle class family in modern times is kinda wild.
"Hey, do you want to spend 9 months carrying a 3kg crotch goblin around which will put us in a tight financial situation and rob our sleep for at least 4-6 years?"
"Yes."
I just watched TV for the first time in years and holy moly i do not regret switching to streaming services. 60% ad breaks and 40% actual program is wild.
The life cycle of hating a game but being too addicted to actually quit:
- start up game
- play one round and get absolutely demolished
- alt+F4
- repeat the whole process an hour later
Not every pee pee time is poo poo time but every poo poo time is pee pee time. if they're reversed, you should probably reconsider your diet.