Johnny Poker (@RealJohnnyPoker)

@RealJohnnyPokerJul 31

😅 What’s the losing bet that still annoys you years later? Before a ball was kicked in Erling Haaland’s debut season, I had £30 @ 250/1 on him to score 6+ Premier League hat-tricks, breaking Alan Shearer’s single-season record of five. He hit three Premier League hat-tricks in his first 10 games, then later scored back-to-back hat-tricks against RB Leipzig (ECL) and Burnley (FA Cup)… …only for Pep to substitute him after braces against Southampton and at half time for Leicester 😭 . City went on to win the Treble. Haaland finished with four Premier League hat-tricks. I’ll never forgive Pep for those substitutions. 😂

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Johnny Poker · Nov 8, 2026 · 11:55 AM UTC

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🇮🇹🔴🐷 Varela has been my favourite Goal Pig of the last few weeks alongside Gudjohnsen. Top goalscorer in Italy on 9 goals in 9 matches. Monza scored 9 in 4 matches at home while Atalanta have conceded 9 in 4 away league matches. Shortest price I’ve backed him at 6/4 AGS & 10/1 Brace 🐽

Oink Oink 🐷

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Johnny Poker · Nov 8, 2026 · 10:50 AM UTC

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🍌 EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE BANANA 🇮🇹 Napoli v Lazio 🇪🇸 Rafa Marín 🍌 7/2 Sky Bet Only 9/5 at William Hill 👀 Booked in 3 of 9 Serie A appearances and sent off in Europe midweek. 🇳🇱 Kenneth Taylor 🍌 17/5 William Hill Only 9/4 at Sky Bet. Booked in 2 of his last 4 starts for Lazio.

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Johnny Poker · Nov 7, 2026 · 7:20 PM UTC

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The EX Files….. McAtee 9/2🍌 ✅ Anderson x McAtee BB 37/4 🧱 ✅ No way will Anderson get booked 👀

🍌 RETURN OF THE X 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Nottingham Forest v Man City 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 James McAtee 🍌 9/2 — Sky Bet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Elliot Anderson 🍌 4/1 — bet365 🍌 Both carded + over 0.5 match cards 27.5/1 boosted — William Hill 🔨 Bet Builder — bet365 McAtee 2+ fouls committed Anderson 2+ fouls committed McAtee 2+ fouls won 37/4 + 50% winnings boost

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Johnny Poker · Nov 7, 2026 · 6:13 PM UTC

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Happe-Days 9/2 ✅🍌 Booked on 17 minutes

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🍌 HAPPE DAYS? 👀 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Aberdeen v Hibernian 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Dan Happe to be booked 9/2 Sky Bet — just 15/8 at bet365 😬 🍌 2 in 7 league appearances this season 🍌 10 in 40 in League One last season

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Johnny Poker · Nov 7, 2026 · 4:39 PM UTC

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Johnny Poker · Nov 7, 2026 · 5:00 PM UTC

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Johnny Poker · Nov 7, 2026 · 4:15 PM UTC

Oink Oink 🐷

Running back Gudjohnsen 12/5 anytime 20/ brace 🐷

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Johnny Poker · Nov 7, 2026 · 2:06 PM UTC

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Running back Gudjohnsen 12/5 anytime 20/ brace 🐷

@RealJohnnyPokerOct 26

They say you’ve got to kiss a few frogs before finding your prince… 🐸👑 A few beauties landed over the weekend! ⚽ Gudjohnsen brace — 22/1 🍌 Baena & Pubill booking double — 40/1 🎯 Angulo, Tutierov, Muharemovic & Gudmundsson fouls committed & won — 45/1 Championship goals, La Liga bookings & Premier League fouls. Variety is the spice of life 🌶️ #EasyMoney #FadeJohnny

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Johnny Poker · Nov 7, 2026 · 10:02 AM UTC

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🍌 EARLY BIRD GETS THE BANANA 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Leeds v Tottenham 🇯🇵 Ao Tanaka 15/4 — He loves a 🍌 on 📺 🍌 With 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Ethan Ampadu + over 0.5 match cards — 17.5/1 boosted 🇪🇸 Málaga v Racing Santander 🇪🇸 David Larrubia 5/1 🍌 With 🇪🇸 Jorge Salinas — 18/1 Make sure it’s JORGE Salinas on the slip 😬 Singles and doubles at William Hill. Subject to team news 🍌

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Johnny Poker · Nov 7, 2026 · 12:25 PM UTC

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Larrybia ❌ Cashed out as he doesn’t start Backing Jorge Salinas 2 fouls & Card at 41/10 at 365 Repeated that with Ampadu for an 18-1 double 🎯

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Johnny Poker · Nov 6, 2026 · 9:07 PM UTC

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Ibanez ✅ 3/1 Sigur ✅ 3/1 There’s no way Felix & Gio will get booked 🍔 👀

@RealJohnnyPokerNov 6

🍌 FRIDAY NIGHT BANANA HUNT 🍔 🇫🇷 Ligue 1 — Toulouse v Strasbourg 🇨🇦 Niko Sigur 3/1 🇺🇸 Gio Reyna 9/2 🍌 Double 19/1 — bet365 🇪🇸 La Liga — Sevilla v Alavés 🇪🇸 Pablo Ibáñez 3/1 🇵🇹 Félix Correia 24/5 🍌 Double 20/1 — William Hill 🍔 McDOUBLE DOUBLE 356/1🍌

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Johnny Poker · Nov 6, 2026 · 7:10 PM UTC

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Johnny Poker · Nov 5, 2026 · 9:50 PM UTC

Two Nights Two Doubles- Bananrama Mojica x Costinha 20/1 ✅ 🍌🍌 Mojica 18/5 ✅ 🍌

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Just the Hoever single there 😞🍌✅ 8pm plays ⬇️ Quansah 5/1 at 365 Mojica 18/5 at Wills Febas 4/1 at Skybet 🎯 Mojica x Costinha 20/1 Mojica x Costinha x Femenia 93/1

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Johnny Poker · Nov 5, 2026 · 4:58 PM UTC

🍌 5.45pm Europa banana hunting! TRIXIE + all three singles at Sky: 🇬🇲 Singhateh 9/2 — three recent bookings in appearances of just 45, 34 & 23 minutes. Doesn’t need long! 🇯🇵 Machida 10/3 — two bookings in three Europa outings. 🇸🇳 Sarr 9/2 — FOUR bookings in his last five 👀 Extra single: 🇳🇱 Hoever 19/5 at Wills — three bookings in six league appearances. #FadeJohnny 🎯

Early bird gets the banana 🍌🦅 Mamadou Sarr 4 bookings in his last 5 matches and 9/2 at Skybet versus 3/1 at Bet365. Will nibble at that discrepancy 🎯

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Johnny Poker · Nov 5, 2026 · 7:42 PM UTC

Just the Hoever single there 😞🍌✅ 8pm plays ⬇️ Quansah 5/1 at 365 Mojica 18/5 at Wills Febas 4/1 at Skybet 🎯 Mojica x Costinha 20/1 Mojica x Costinha x Femenia 93/1

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Johnny Poker · Nov 5, 2026 · 5:02 PM UTC

And here’s the price gap 👀 🍌 Singhateh to be carded: Wills: 7/4 Sky: 9/2 taken Same player, same fixture — double the decimal price. Shopping around matters 🛒🍌

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Johnny Poker · Nov 5, 2026 · 11:39 AM UTC

Early bird gets the banana 🍌🦅 Mamadou Sarr 4 bookings in his last 5 matches and 9/2 at Skybet versus 3/1 at Bet365. Will nibble at that discrepancy 🎯

@RealJohnnyPokerNov 4

Bananarama 🍌🎉 30-1 Double Ryseron & Veerman ✅ 4-1 Ryerson ✅ 5-1 Cuissance ✅ 10-1 Foden SS ✅ (posted after)

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Johnny Poker · Nov 4, 2026 · 9:55 PM UTC

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Bananarama 🍌🎉 30-1 Double Ryseron & Veerman ✅ 4-1 Ryerson ✅ 5-1 Cuissance ✅ 10-1 Foden SS ✅ (posted after)