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India (2004-2026)
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“Unanimous decision of the full Commission,” says the clarification. Have the other two Election Commissioners been informed they unanimously agree? 😂
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Rare photo (1933): A journalist sneaks in to investigate the Nazi election campaign. Joseph Goebbels, seated at the “independent” Election Commission, asks him to leave before the counting begins. 🕵️
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Singer Kailash Kher got notice from IIT Kanpur for his song “Allah Ke Bande Hans De”, Where he allegedly want only Muslim people to Smile.(2019)
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Arnab Goswami accusing Mumbai Police of Palghar Lynching.😂😂 Someone please tell him "Mumbai police ne Mumbai se Bhaigiri khatam Kardi, phir Ye Chatugiri kya Cheese hai?". 😂😂😂
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World-renowned mathematicians launching their new book, “The Special Friendship Formula.” Featuring revolutionary algebra: (A+B)² = A² + B²+ Extra 2AB And its practical application: ₹22,006Cr = ₹6Cr +Extra ₹22,000Cr When friend is special, algebra becomes flexible. (2026)
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A rare image of ISRO preparing to send a BJP karyakarta hamza ali mazari to Mars to form the next government, just in case forming one on Earth becomes difficult in 2029. 🚀 Senior leadership personally explaining how to fasten the seat belt before launch. India (2024)
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Government launches a new guide for poor farmers: “How to turn a ₹22,006 crore loan into just ₹6.5 crore repayment.” Advanced farming lesson: first grow the loan, then harvest a 99.97% haircut. India. (2026)
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Bollywood actress Kriti Sanon and a few other actors allegedly seen “spoiling Indian culture” by bathing half-dressed in public. (2019)
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Few vegetarian leaders enjoying Dal Gosht with their Arab friends — Vegetarian eats the Dal, friends take care of the Gosht. (2025) 😂
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Journalists are supposed to give us the news, not carefully polished views designed to appease those in power. Otherwise, please change the title to “Government-Approved Opinion of the Day.” ~ Journalism
Kuch bhi… I receive threats too. Almost everyday. Simply because my point of view doesn’t suit a section of people. Stop celebrating as if democracy has suddenly been restored! What you really miss is not democracy.. you miss monopoly. You miss ur narratives, your cultural approval.
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LoP Shri @RahulGandhi and @INCIndia continue to shamelessly exploit students as political tools to manufacture disruption during the Monsoon Session of Parliament. Shri @RahulGandhi and @INCIndia chose to stage a dharna outside the Hon'ble Prime Minister's residence , causing inconvenience to the public and disregarding established security protocols. Even after Government conveyed its readiness for a comprehensive discussion, the Congress chose political spectacle over democratic debate. Their objective was never solutions for students, it was disruption for political headlines For Rahul Gandhi, this is not about students. This is about manufacturing confrontation after every genuine avenue for discussion has been opened. Our Government remains 100% committed to discussing NEET and addressing every genuine concern of our youth on the floor of the House. The students of India deserve far better than being treated as props in a political campaign. They deserve certainty over chaos, solutions over slogans and responsibility over disruption. We owe our students more than outrage. We owe them answers, reforms and accountability. That is exactly what our government remains committed to delivering.
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Rare image of a Vishwaguru briefly distracted after the sacred glass stopped displaying the next sentence during an international summit. (2026)
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Prime Minister congratulating his best friend after hearing USA DOJ might drop bribery case criminal charges against him. (2024)
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Congress took 70 years for the rupee to reach ₹58.66 per dollar. We took it proudly to ₹90.12 in just 11 years. Achievement unlocked. - Narendar Modi (2025)
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It took us 70 year to take petrol price to Rs.70, they almost doubled it in just 6 years. ~ Sonia Gandhi.(2021)
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Mahaul Kya Hai?
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After 11 years of bleeding us dry, the final gift is simple: a Farewell Scheme 🎁✌️ Next-Gen GST → Next-Gen PM is what the nation really needs!
Hon’ble Prime Minister Shri @narendramodi announced the Next-Generation GST Reforms in his Independence Day address from the ramparts of Red Fort. Working on the same principle, the GST Council has approved significant reforms today. These reforms have a multi-sectoral and multi-thematic focus, aimed at ensuring ease of living for all citizens and ease of doing business for all. #NextGenGST
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A 9-time CM tutoring a 3-time PM: “Rupee at ₹88 per Dollar? Relax… your speeches are still priceless.” (2025)
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Rare photo of two friends, one banned from the US, the other summoned… still waiting for Trump to RSVP. (2019)
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