Noah Goldstein (@RealGoldyG) profile picture

Voted least creepy guy in my precinct.

Joined January 2018
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BREAKING: BAR STOOL SPORTS ACQUIRED BY JACOBIN
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Gonna have to give the r-word a military funeral
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macklemore is a perfect example of why one must separate the art from the artist. but for the opposite reason people usually mean
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If Ted Lasso really wants to take on serious issues, they’d have a storyline where Ted Lasso is under investigation by Interpool for a point shaving scandal involving Kalshi!
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They gotta get rid of VAR… going forward if you think it’s a foul, you get to take a shot from the top of the key. If you make it, foul, if you don’t the other team gets the ball and the call stands. Ball don’t lie!
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normalize being a terrible hang
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Free Folarin Balogun school walkout tomorrow 12pm
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If the US is serious about the World Cup they need to add a ceremonial first kick before each match!
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My mayor is Chinese My Peking duck is Chinese My Christian is Chinese Bejing Ducks in four!
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Knicks lost because there is no symmetry… in a world where things made sense, Alvarado would’ve fallen into the arms of Derek Jeter to make up for Jeter falling into the crowd in 01’… instead he falls into Michael Bloomberg, seated one seat away! What are we doing!!!
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My mayor is Muslim My bagel is Jewish Christian is my wive Knicks in five
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“NYPD officers are at the station should you need their assistance.”
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The Gambler - Kenny Rogers
Name this album. Best name gets a free shirt.
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Shit, this is a big problem… Zohran cannot mayor until this happens. If someone has his info, please tell him to reach out to @MichaelRapaport IMMEDIATELY so he can officially become mayor.
We’ll recognize Zoron The Moron as Mayor, when he recognizes Israel as a State Until that happens it’s Zoron The Moron & he ain’t our Mayor
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Jimmy Kimmel is hilarious but I think the FCC was right to force his ouster… here’s why
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The only Big Beautiful Bill I’ll ever care about
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There are 700,000 Indians in New York. Should every New York mayoral candidate be forced to give their stance on Kashmir??
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anyone done this yet?
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How you going to be a communist but not have a left!
anyway here’s fidel castro basketball highlights xitter.cf/DabSquad_Slank/status/…
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