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JUST IN 🚨🚨🚨 PM Narendra Modi ji is likely to resign from his position of PM, as he has not won any BGT, like Virat Kohli.
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The art and the inspiration 🎨💙
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A bitter truth that has never been said better. 😬 (Via Reddit)
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Rohit Sharma taking a selfie at the art work in Eden Park 😍
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Rohit at 38th over - 101*(116) Rohit at 50th over - 209(158) ROHIT SHARMA MADNESS "OTD IN 2013" AGAINST AUSTRALIA 🥶 In the series decider, Chinnaswamy, Australia as the opposition and Hitman scored one of the finest knocks ever, a historic innings.
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🚨 UPDATE ON MUMBAI INDIANS CAPTAIN. [Devendra Pandey] "Rohit initially had suggested Tilak Varma’s name but the franchise has requested him to take over captaincy which he has now agreed. There were series of talks that had happened before him flying to New Zealand & Rohit suggestions were seeked during appointment of new coaches as well". CAPTAIN ROHIT SHARMA IS COMING BACK 🔥
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#OnThisDay in 2025 At 38 years and 182 days, 𝗥𝗼𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗮 became the 𝗡𝗼.𝟭 batter in the ICC ODI Rankings, creating history as the OLDEST player ever to reach this in ODI 🔥 From retirement rumours and fitness questions to doubts about his commitment, Rohit faced it all and came out on top. When the world doubted him, he let his performances do the talking! 🔥💙
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Itna network banao ki Referral dene wala bhi dost nikle. Interview lene wala bhi dost nikle. Salary negotiate karne wala bhi dost nikle. Aur jiski company hai, woh bhi dost nikle.
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India’s former strength and conditioning coach Soham Desai said, “people often tag Rohit Sharma as lazy and fat, but people need to understand that Rohit had a career-threatening injury around his hip in 2017, Champions Trophy. He got surgeries on his hamstring and his hip flexor, around his hip is his weak spot. If he doesn’t train for a minimum of two strength sessions in a week, he is a red flag and that is the scenario for the last 7-8 years. So if he was not working hard, if he was lazy, he wouldn’t have lasted till today”. (Prashant Desai).
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Former India strength & conditioning coach Soham Desai on Rohit Sharma. [Prashant Desai] "People say this Rohit is lazy, mota hai (that he’s fat), training nahi karta hai (that he doesn’t train). People need to understand this - that Rohit Sharma had a career-threatening injury around his hip in 2017 - Champions Trophy jab hum log hare the Pakistan ke samne final, wo wali mein (after the Champions Trophy final against Pakistan). So he has got surgeries in his hamstring and his hip flexor and all that, Around his hip is his weak spot. If he doesn’t train for a minimum of two strength sessions in a week, he is a red flag and that is the scenario for the last seven to eight years. So if he was not working hard, if he was lazy, he wouldn’t have lasted till today. Forget about scoring runs, leading in the IPL, playing twelve months, all formats. For the last seven-eight years, so it has been non-negotiable. Either he has to do that or he has to work in a particular manner on the ground. Without those two, he cannot last and this is not a secret".
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My iPhone Duo video went viral, so I'm giving away 100 iPhones on X 😛
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- Won the IPL in 2013. - Won the IPL in 2015. - Won the IPL in 2017. - Won the IPL in 2019. - Won the IPL in 2020. CAPTAIN ROHIT SHARMA IN IPL - He is likely to lead Mumbai Indians in 2027 season. [Rahul Rawat]
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🚨 ROHIT COULD BE BACK AS MI CAPTAIN. 🚨 - Rohit Sharma likely to return as the Mumbai Indians captain in IPL 2027. (Sports Tak).
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Some Indians cope by bragging about unlimited 5G for ₹349. 🤡 🇮🇳 India: Jio ₹349 plan, 28 days. Annual cost: ₹4,537 (about 13 recharges). 🇺🇸 USA: T-Mobile $45/month plan. Annual cost: $540 (about ₹45,360). India’s annual per-capita GDP: ~₹2.25 lakh. USA’s annual per-capita GDP: ~₹75 lakh. That ₹349 plan costs about 2% of India’s per-capita GDP, compared with just 0.6% in the US. Cheap data doesn't automatically mean affordable data. Compare it with people's purchasing power before bragging.
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Blinkit Zepto Instamart 😭 Abe gavaar, availability of cheap exploited labour is the only reason these services exists and became so big in India. USA don't treats its citizens like slaves, they have enforcable minimum wage laws and democratic policies.
USA needs Blinkit, Zepto, Instamart! It will fill the gap in delivering basic necessities that take 3–4 days to arrive. Unfortunately, it is being blocked by certain oligarchs to maintain their monopolistic chokehold on the American people. You can guess who they are… This is a crime against the people of America! Rise up, people of America! Voice yourselves!
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A name is earned through achievement. Character is what gives it meaning. And it is in Rohit Sharma’s quiet confidence, unwavering conviction and strength to endure, that make his journey truly remarkable. Just like that of platinum! For @menofplatinum, rohitsharma45 is seen in platinum jewellery that reflects not just his personal style, but the values he stands for. Enduring platinum. For #MenOfCharacter. For #MenOfPlatinum
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Giveaway Alert 🚨 We’re giving away the newly launched Google Fitbit Air to 11 lucky winners! Want in? 🔁 Retweet this post ✅ Follow us 👥 Tag 3 friends in the comments (Just mention any 3 handles to qualify) It’s that simple. Good luck! 🤞
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In India, cricket dominates all other sports, accounting for 89% of the country’s 223-billion-rupee ($2.3 billion) annual sports revenue, according to Houlihan Lokey. So why are these billionaires looking to get a piece of the pie? Read more: forbes.com/sites/yessarrosen… Biju Boro/AFP via Getty Images
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