The only launchpad that gives the fun you want and the protection you trust. That’s Real Fun 🤘
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Building. Turns out watching the same extraction cycle play out enough times either breaks you or makes you do something about it. We did something about it.
If the saying “It’s not a bug, it’s a feature” is a business model, it’d be launchpads.
A failed launch still generates fees. An exit still triggers another entry. There’s no version of this where cleaning it up makes sense when the extraction IS the business.
We built Real Fun specifically because the launchpad itself has to make extraction harder than building. LP locking, sell limits, vaulted buys, vesting — enforced on-chain, not listed in a doc somewhere.
The infrastructure was always the problem. We made it the fix 🤘
95.6% of wallets on PumpFun either broke even or lost money
out of 4.2M wallets trading more than 10 tokens, 2.4M ended up in losses. And 98% of tokens showed signs of fraud or had zero real liquidity
let that sink in
tbh, the trenches are not built for you to win. They are built to test how fast you give your money away. If you are not playing with edge, you are exit liquidity
lesson in faster
This isn’t a skill issue. It’s design issue. When the platform profits from churn, losing is the feature. That’s what we built against at Real Fun.
That’s bound to happen. Detection was always the wrong game anyway. Structure the launch so the dump doesn’t work. That’s the way to go.
The craziest part isn’t that insiders launched tokens and got rich. It’s that they bragged about it.
Retail bought the top. Insiders locked nothing. Launched, dumped, moved on.
We built Real Fun because that shouldn’t be normal.
Eric Trump explains how the Trump family has made over $1,000,000,000 in Crypto
“Well we started the three most successful Crypto projects probably in history. We started with a memecoin, TRUMP coin, for a period of time I think it was above the market cap of Ethereum, it was pretty amazing it went parabolic”
“Obviously we were really successful with NFTs in the early days and then we started World Liberty Financial. Everybody knows we’re the fastest growing stablecoin on Earth right now”
“Crypto’s been incredible and it came out of us being debanked. It is the future of finance and as a family we’re all in”
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Eric Trump explains how the Trump family has made over $1,000,000,000 in Crypto
“Well we started the three most successful Crypto projects probably in history. We started with a memecoin, TRUMP coin, for a period of time I think it was above the market cap of Ethereum, it was pretty amazing it went parabolic”
“Obviously we were really successful with NFTs in the early days and then we started World Liberty Financial. Everybody knows we’re the fastest growing stablecoin on Earth right now”
“Crypto’s been incredible and it came out of us being debanked. It is the future of finance and as a family we’re all in”
The extraction machine doesn’t survive on ignorance. It survives on having no alternative. That’s why we built Real Fun.
We got tired of losing and just built protections into the launchpad itself. Sell limits, sniper guards, locked LP. Actual on-chain rules that make fair and fun again 🤘
We build a launchpad that makes rugpulls quite literally impossible 👉 realfun.gg
Smh. It should be a given for coins to be launched on a platform with proper vetting and locking like Real Fun to prevent rugs