Told my immigrant father “suit yourself”, and he thought I said “shoot yourself.” 🤦🏻‍♀️

Went zip lining today and feasted on smoked chicken

You have to learn the difference between energetically reciprocal relationships and ones that are energetically harvesting

A blessing and a curse to be the family baker bc every weekend my family is like what are you baking ussssss and its wholesome, but also taxing

I am so jealous of tall women. Being tall IS the outfit

The only shampoo that works for my hair is @FountainHeadLTD

Water 🤝thirst

Obstructed view seating being 300 dollars is so funny to me

Wise beyond his years. This usually happens when the frontal lobe is fully developed. The kids are healing.

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ This emoji goes so hard

The most disrespectful thing one can do is add oregano to red sauce

It’s the little things

Listening to boomers in the cafe talk about how 1.8 mil is a “good price” for a new couple to buy in the housing market lmao. The generation that bought houses for a blueberries and a toe nail clipping

Severence is such a great show

My brother boiled an egg and it is a REAL LIFE PEEP

Being beautiful is a blessing and a curse. People will absolutely hate you for just existing.

The key in life to combat misery is to find a job doing something you believe in. Even on hard days it is still a joy and worth it :)

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