The views expressed herein still in no way reflect those of the real Blake Spires, whom people apparently decided to hire. Teacher. Uncle. Cats fan.

Where the grass is Blue
Joined April 2009
Engaging in my most long-established tradition which is of course watching an NBA game at 3pm on Tuesday
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Good wording. He’s too old to be at school.
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You wanna read the worst sentence of all time?
Mississippi's attorney general says a Senatobia police officer was justified in the June shooting death of a 1-year-old boy while responding to a shoplifting call. The conclusion of the state's investigation follows months of mourning and calls for justice. cnn.it/4z0O5X6
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Just in: Oklahoma City Thunder All-Defensive guard Cason Wallace has agreed to a five-year, $139 million rookie-scale contract extension, agents Jeff Schwartz, Max Lipsett and Marcus Monk of Excel Sports Management tell ESPN.
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There are like 8 NFL teams who only exist to try and lose to 19-10 each week
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We’ve played LSU and Oklahoma in consecutive weeks and I’ve gone into both games expecting to win and then watched us be the better team throughout. I love you @CoachWillStein
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Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Fireworks after a Kentucky win $3,600 Utility $150 Someone who is good at the economy please help me my football team has Will Stein as the coach
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Go Big Blue chant in NORMAN OKLAHOMA
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Unofficial scoring but Bo Barnes has three hundred and forty twelve tackles tonight.
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Mateer in the headlights
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Is this real life
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They call him Jay Bateman because he’s gonna give you a hand to help you score.
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Back-to-back weeks we’ve got traditional powers running gimmicky trick plays just to try and beat these Kentucky Wildcats.
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Back-to-back weeks we’ve got traditional powers running gimmicky trick plays just to try and beat these Kentucky Wildcats.
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Boy that’s an opening drive on the road against a defense like that.
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Every couples Halloween costume is a woman in elaborate hair and makeup and her boyfriend dressed as the lowest effort thing associated with her chosen character.
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They were supremely talented kids learning to play. Half our current roster was playing college basketball when that game took place.
The Wall / Cousins team needed a buzzer beater to beat a 14-18 Miami Ohio team in Game 2 of regular season. Let’s chill.
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Mason Williams might have to play a lot.
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I promise you if I’m hooping at Pepperdine you’ll never get me anywhere near Arkansas.
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