I’m in the blueberry five, you blink three time I may not even be alive.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2011
I am sure the algorithm will bury this tweet, but I’m still damn proud of my shor, October Mourning, that I made a few years ago. It’s available on YouTube. If you have some time, please check it out and share. Can’t wait to direct more! youtu.be/q6hq5uuGFOk?si=1krY…
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The little hats are an adorable touch 🐶🇮🇹 [📸: via/ @pacos.place ]
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The belief that the Empire of In-n-Out would ever have any territorial divisions within California is insanity. CPK, Panda, and Big Boy would be vassal states at best, terrorist organizations marked as enemies of the state at worst. Whataburger will burn as Rome once did.
The United States of America has collapsed. Rival fast food chains have taken over. Who are you pledging your allegiance to?
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The people ask, and the people shall receive
Replying to @weakinstrument
Now do Veep end credits
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HURRICANE POLO HAS REACHED CATEGORY 5 STRENGTH FOR THE THIRD TIME! Polo has once again exploded into a 180 mph Category 5 hurricane, marking the third separate time the storm has reached Category 5 intensity. This is an extraordinary milestone: Polo is the first hurricane on record to reach Category 5 strength three separate times with all three peaks occurring in the Eastern Pacific. And at 180 mph, Polo has once again reached the third-highest wind speed ever recorded in the Eastern Pacific. Polo is certainly one for the history books.
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Pakistan out there talking to the Saudis like United Healthcare
Pakistan turns down Saudi request to strike Houthis. Pakistan says the Mecca Pact of mutual defense “doesn’t cover a pre-existing condition,” so it only covers wars started after the pact was signed. It also covers only state actors, not non-state actors (and perhaps preferably those within reach of Pakistani power projection). Saudis won’t ask Turkey (the third partner in the Mecca Pact). If they did, Turks would happily deploy naval assets from their Somalia base. Turks itch to control Bab al-Mandab; a fight with the Houthis would give them an excuse. Saudis are not keen to replace Iranian occupation of Yemen and the strait with Turkey.
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Guess I won’t kill myself just yet.
Everything ends here. Experience GODZILLA MINUS ZERO, the first-ever Japanese production #FilmedForIMAX, in theatres November 6. godzillaminuszero.com
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TEOSCAR WITH THE GAME-WINNER.
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Don’t let the SHIT CUNTS get you down
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It was a tallboy that had 12% alcohol and 156mg of caffeine per can. We would drink two of them, vomit different colors of the rainbow, and then black out, as was the style at the time.
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You can heat this phone up all you want, I’m not copping no new shit @apple
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The Los Angeles Dodgers have signed All-Star closer Edwin Díaz to a three-year deal for $69 million.
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Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at during the team meeting today
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LeBron preemptively got out of playing basketball for the Trump administration because his court vision really does border on supernatural precognition 👑👑👑
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Biggest issue: If you're being drafted, people are saying "we want you around for 4 years" & I can't imagine anybody wants Enes Kanter or Royce White around them for even 4 minutes. We've seen this illustrated whenever Enes is near Turkey or Royce comes close to logic/reality.
Dear Basketball Fans, this is a safe space. What do you think about Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White declaring for the 2027 WNBA Draft?
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People with 6 teeth defending people with 8 yachts is one of the greatest political achievements in modern history.
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The official trailer for Bassam Tariq’s ‘YOUR MOTHER YOUR MOTHER YOUR MOTHER’ has been released. Starring two-time Academy Award winner Mahershala Ali. In select theaters September 25, nationwide October.
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Watching Denzel Washington and Gene Hackman rehearse one of Crimson Tide’s most intense scenes feels like a privilege. Absolutely electric. I've honestly never seen Denzel break before.
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Brown vs. The Board of Education
We got it!! Xmas day game mando!! 🔥🔥
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The coke snorts every few seconds make this a masterpiece. We used to build great things in this country…
Just dudes being dudes
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Need Lindsey’s side niggas to make an appearance
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