Adults are probably spanked more than children nowadays.

Since boys can’t get into the girls dorm, but girls can get into the boys dorm, Dumbledore probably believes boys can’t be raped. #showerthoughts #boys #boyz #girlpower #boy #believe #boysdorm #girlies #girly #believes

Batman Porno Parodies Probably Exist Within the Batman Universe As Well

Eating a banana, apple, orange, and kiwi on the same day was unheard of 100 years ago

The first astronauts didn’t want to be astronauts when they grew up.

Loki isn’t cool because he’s a trickster, he’s cool because everyone knows he’s a trickster and they still fall for it

A calender is a non perishable, non food item which can expire

Starting your day with running is a great way to make sure your day can't get any worse

Old people chastise young people for not being aware of things that happened before they were born, yet often refuse to keep up with things happening during their own lifetime. #showerthoughts #youngpeople #keepup #lifetime #born #oldpeople #oldperson #beaware #happened #refuse

Seeing as how both Batman and Ironman’s only real super powers are that they are super rich and very smart, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs sure turned out to be disappointments.

Those fifteen minutes before throwing up are more intolerable than the throw up itself.

High school bands show school spirit by going to football games and supporting the team but football players don't show school spirit by attending band concerts and supporting the band members.

There’s nothing more relatable in amateur porn than hearing the chirp of a smoke detector battery in the background.

Someday you will probably have milk in your refrigerator that has a later expiration date than you do. #showerthoughts #milk #expirationdate #refrigerator

Toddlers are the most consistently violent subgroup of the population.

Letting a bunch of balloons fly into the sky is the most widely accepted form of littering.

rent in Gotham most be really fucking cheap for people to be willing to put up with THAT much shit

When someone "fake" punches you and you flinch, they make fun of you, but if someone were to actually punch you and you didn't dodge, you'd be seen as slow. #showerthoughts #funstagram #beto #punch #chrysler #dodge #makefun #seen

The majority of rappers try to portray a persona of being tough or killers but at the end of the day they are writing poetry about how they feel and sometimes who how other rappers make them feel.

Mint is the only socially acceptable odor for a persons breath.