Watching a man in his 40's eat pizza and throw the crusts back into the box I think I gotta go home man I'm gonna do something
This millet lite in the big city tastes skunked and old. In a fucked up way it makes it seem like a nicer beer
At a bar watching football and I don't know if anyone in any game in right now has scored a single touchdown
My least or most woke opinion is that liking spicey food isn't based on race at all, maybe nationality, but I just think the amount of Anglo white guys that get obsessed with hot sauce (and don't forget sister Hillary Clinton) here really evidence that it's just person by person
I love how they have peri peri and good Indian food everywhere and this is still how the average British person deals with spicy food. They're just like our white people fr
Just had a rocket league teammate that stated raging on me when we were up 1-0 and just kept going u til we won 4-1 lmao o told him to go do his chores he said " s u"
I wish I wasn't like genetically afraid of heights so I could climb ladders cause being a fire fighter seems like an extremely chill job *most* of the time
There was a period of time that spanned most of my life where my dad wouldn't eat a vegetable but he'd eat raw seafood
Hey come get y'all kids one of them just told me "I hope you have the day you deserve" because we lost a rocket league game by 1
Very funny to me that Shake Shack considers themselves like the good expensive nice burger slop it's gotta be the most mid








