He's gone home. Godspeed.

Next level trolling by Royal Mail. Well done.

It may make me second-guess whether or not I was entertained, but NOT my Christianity. Not even for a millisecond. That's some hubris to assume. A true Christian cannot be swayed from the truth or the love of God, especially not by Hollywood special effects.

My polling location is looking ABYSMAL for turnout. Get off your ass and go vote, Texas! This is why we get stuck. If you don't vote, you don't get to bitch!

I'm gonna stand on this ant hill and will die on it. YOU CAN COOK YOUR OWN FOOD. It doesn't have to be a gourmet feast. Eat some feckin' ramen. Double shifts are not an excuse. I still find the time. My son is a chef. He cooks for 12-16 hours, then still comes home and cooks. STFU

Did we really expect this to be anything more than a gigantic bag of nothing? If ever there were going to be a big kumbaya moment for the Democrats and Republicans, this is it. I predict we will all agree this was just funny. Transparent as a can of house paint. We're not stupid.

#TOCBracketChallenge #TeamTila This is your year, @jettila

Happy birthday, @WilliamShatner! If your day is even half as amazing as you, it'll be a banger! See you soon, sir!

About to spray Plasti Dip. Safety third because I can't find my goggles. 😁@travisstaylor1

Team @jettila #TOCBracketChallenge

My heart skipped 10 beats... then it skipped 14 more. Everything is lovely in Whoville today. ♥️♥️+🟦 #davidtennant #doctorwho

This is such a lovely tribute to David. Happy birthday! @georgiaEtennant please show this to him...

I finally rejoin Twitter after 2 years and I was pleasingly welcomed by seeing David Tennant trending. Excellent. Look @georgiaEtennant! #DavidTennant