@RealChrisWood
Joined February 2009
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United fans are turning into arsenal fans they haven't won prem since 2013 so their football opinions have become so delusional because they live in their own bubble
The United Stand
@UnitedStandMUFCMay 27
"He's probably got MORE POPULARITY than Kevin De Bruyne ever had!" 🇵🇹 📈
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CityBlue
@CityBIueMay 14
here are the fans that tried to gaslight the world into believing they would’ve taken 60k to old trafford tonight, leaving before the full time whistle.
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Controversial point but haaland is waste of a position at the moment. Drop him and play false nine.
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Degen Zoo was founded and created by the founder of DAO Maker. Degen Zoo is the first piece infastrucutre for community incubations of animal NFTs. Th... daomaker.com/company/degen-z…
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My $7.5k Xmas giveaway starts tonight. Kicking things off with $500 of $GNS, one of my fav cryptos 👀 To enter, like, retweet n respond with your fav colour. Why a colour? Because it's all I can think of! The winner will be randomly selected and announced in 24 hours!
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Quick name card going £10 per team, I will draw live when full and winner can choose from any items available all come with COA 💙 drop your team a below 🤞
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🔥🔥🔥free giveaway 🔥🔥🔥 If city beat Brentford tomorrow by 2 goals or more I will choose one winner to with either a Maine Ed canvas 💙 just - Follow ▶️ Retweet 🔄 Retweet my pinned tweet 🔄
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A simple explanation of trickle-down economics.
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To be continued…  🔜 💙
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ChaddyBlue@tseal6521 Jan 2021
Lost my job today. I've been in warehousing all my working life. 19 years managerial experience with a track record for coaching, training and mentoring people to gain first time promotion. I'm now willing to just be an operative as I just want to work. Any RT appreciated.
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Same Covid issues, very different responses.. Yes - although it seems Manchester City are the first club, they aren’t, and I believe won’t be the last #mcfc #efc #nufc #avfc
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#JAILED | A killer who stabbed a young man to death as he enjoyed a night out with friends was jailed for life today, as the victim’s family asked us to share video of the attack as a stark warning about the misery that knife crime inflicts.
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Retweet if you remember this ball...
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𝙷@hari_miller17 Jan 2020
I inherited a desk and drawers in my new job but didn’t have the key until today. When I opened it the stuff from the previous person was still inside it. Shuffling through I stumbled across the order of service for a 21yo girl, Amelia.
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Erm... aren’t you missing someone @BBCSport
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MTZ@Tobeech6 Dec 2019
Men have higher centers of gravity than women. It's more in their upper body and for women it's in their hips. That’s why most men cannot not do the chair lifting experiment xitter.cf/KingYusufYusuff/status…
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Since VAR could not be bothered to to check, here's Mo Salah being offside before the goal. xitter.cf/UtdJL/status/119357208…
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Rebekah Vardy vs the lie detector
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Coleen Rooney
@ColeenRoo9 Oct 2019
This has been a burden in my life for a few years now and finally I have got to the bottom of it......
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A bit random but if you still have your Mum and Dad go & give them a hug, kiss, phone call & tell them how much you love them. Went around to my Dads to watch the Lincoln game. He's battling brain cancer & it breaks my heart every day I see him. God willing he'll be there on Sun.
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