@RCLeanderApollo @Nobledrive Yet somehow Raab is higher on the card. Seems like if I win I'll be looking for somewhere to go.

Interesting conversation with @SallyTalfourd and no @DaRealJH, 'conversation' is not a euphemism for "we did it."

So it sounds like @CSCKane has a title shot for S&C ... and yet somehow it's all my friends that are talentless. #HatinOnMyClique

Flying to Birmingham ... anyone know anything decent out of Alabama other than the Crimson tide?

Also, to debunk the rumors @DaRealJH didn't have something to do with Justin and Selena breaking up ... he had everything to do with it.

Sure to be the last celebrity to join twitter @DaRealJH is now live ... our mail box is also filled with panties from VS. #ChristmasPresents

#ShitJamesSays: Knuckles is like the fat kid on the worst team, the dark match title is his participation ribbon.

#ShitJamesSays: Is it too early to make a Gilbert Arenas joke?

I heard Riley Sheahan said he was pulling an @SoulofPhillyAPW ... the tele-tubby costume now makes sense.

Also, for anyone asking where I was last Thursday on Overdrive. I have no comment ... other than ask @SallyTalfourd. Sorry @Nobledrive.

Surrounded by retards ... and for once I'm not taking the piss out of James.

Seven years of the same boring shit. What's there to celebrate? #Shithole

@24KaratsOfGrey ... Future superstar in the making after his Meltdown performance #No-show

This tweet goes out to all the Forest Rangers mother fuckers!

I wonder if #NationalTextYourExDay applies to companies as well? If so Jiffy's phone's been buzzing all day. #Shithole

Poor James, his thumbs are killing him from texting all day for #NationalTextYourExDay.

#ShitJamesSays: Young Mannie was the biggest joke at #ONIH until @Stefan_Raab_APW got on the air. #99ProblemsAndRaabIsOne