Stop sleeping on Murder She Wrote

Texas is Caleb’s Reason

Gimme Gimme Gimme by ABBA is elite

Statistics show that half of Facebook marketplace users interested in buying furniture are named Dee

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL TACO BELL

They should play a baseball game with the tarp on the field to see what happens

Bathroom at work smells like popcorn

IM NOT READY TO MAKE RICE IM NOT READY TO BACK DOWN IM STILL MAD AS HELL AND I DONT HAVE TIME TO GO ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND

Mayonnaise is gross but also elite

Hot Calebs Hit Curbs

I smell like a hotel

Soccer isn’t that good

Geese (the bird) are elite

Trapped Under Mice and Men

Bus stop Buddha

They don’t make Calebs the way they used to

Woke up this morning thinking about Bruno Mars