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WORLD FUCKING RECORD AND 1st 1:22!!!
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God it just never ends...
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Nice, we are finally get Colosseum levels of freakshow.
THIS IS WILD! Peter Thiel’s company the “Enhanced Games” got valued at $1.2B before a single event. the first one is next month. here’s what the headlines aren’t telling you (share this): every athlete is monitored. every compound is clinically approved. every dose is tracked. two independent medical commissions oversee the whole thing. and if your bloodwork doesn’t pass, you don’t compete. the same investors behind the biggest peptide and longevity companies put $1.2B behind this. these aren’t sports guys… they’re taking a public bet that performance medicine becomes a real market. whether you’re into it or not, pay attention.
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Roiders think they are building 'an amazing physique' even though everyone think it's disgusting and unhealthy.
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Sitting on the toilet at the gym
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I think athletes should be allowed to roid a little. What's the big deal...
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Seriously. These beta gamers can go fuck off! Real Alpha Gaming is about playing the game and winning. When have communists won anything?
Every "community" now is just a bunch of communist pedophiles telling you the hobby they've attached themselves to like a cancerous tumor is somehow deeply related to their stupid political views and you can't like it if you disagree with them on anything at all.
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Superbowl is a disgrace again? No surprise here.
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RealAlphaGamer retweeted
Replying to @bryan_johnson
Don't lean in, Bryan!
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People are deleting their accounts at alarming rates because service is corrupt and almost unusable.
Here’s everything announced during the TwitchCon San Diego 2025 Opening Ceremony featuring @merrykish & @djclancy999 💜 A thread 👇
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Speedrunning died for this
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So I guess the Alttp mods for half a decade were gaslighting me when they said they couldn't put my run on the leaderboards "without my permission"
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Anyway, the 2nd in sm64 took his run of the leaderboard.
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Pretty good 100% GBA run. 1-1-1 RNG
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Yeah this is why gaming is looked down on
Does anyone genuinely find twerking attractive?
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Losing my mind listening to this
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Tipped Off tournament organizer who permanently banned Hax, @Ohantheman, complains about the online pushback in regards to community issues, and the want for these issues to be discussed and dealt with publicly. Ohan declares: "Not everyone who plays melee is a part of the melee community" stating that many of the people who discuss the game and community issues online aren't actually melee players, but rather, they're just "weird Technicals people." To remedy this, Ohan advocates for a "Melee Social Credit Score" to determine if your voice matters or not.
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