@RealAlexScott

Venmo: @AlexandraScott

 Oklahoma
Joined January 2019
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Today is the 109th birthday of Tulsa Race Masacre survivor Viola Ford Fletcher. It’s also the day the city of Tulsa makes a 4th attempt to dismiss the Massacre lawsuit in court. I'll be covering the court hearing today.
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n̶o̶t̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶c̶i̶r̶c̶u̶s̶, ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶m̶o̶n̶k̶i̶e̶s̶ not my pasture, not my badgers
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May the fish be with you,
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it looks like another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.
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If this gets 1M likes our boss will let us name her baby “Armadillo.” Twitter do your thing 🙏
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stranger: is this snake poisonous? us: nah fam, stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth* us: it’s venomous tho
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Groceries too expensive? Just stop eating, you poors. Also don’t look at our price gouging record breaking profits.
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one day you're young and cute and the next you're 27, excited about a bird feeder
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Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk
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Everything changes once you know what McCarthy and Gaetz were actually saying #118thCongress #KevinMcCarthy #MattGaetz
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If you encounter a cougar on the trail, we strongly recommend the opposite of pspspsps.
A cougar sits on its hind legs as it stares at something overhead. It is surrounded by ferns and mossy green trees. It’s just begging you to say “here kitty kitty” but we both know you won’t do that, right? RIGHT?

ALT A cougar sits on its hind legs as it stares at something overhead. It is surrounded by ferns and mossy green trees. It’s just begging you to say “here kitty kitty” but we both know you won’t do that, right? RIGHT?

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Gar. Where the rivers have carved this red-clay backcountry they have also explored. Four species of these ancient fish are found in Oklahoma's waters. Their days spanning back to a time before our own, the Cretaceous period some 65 to 100 million years ago: 🧵
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A very Happy Diwali to you all. May the festival of lights bring you peace, joy and prosperity. ✨🪔
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water addicts are always like “need a glass of water” or “where’s my water bottle”
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“in my slut era” i say as i ask about his day and if he slept enough
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The Judgment of Paris
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It’s so crazy how easy it is NOT to cheat. Like it’s really not that hard. And yet men are on here acting like they’re fighting demons every day
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POV: You are a side character in Attack On Titan
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