Beating the Frog at @frogandbucket, Manchester. Such a great night and a wonderful audience held together by the magnificent “I’m surprised” @Hayles_Ellis. #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #manchester #FrogAndBucket #BeatTheFrog – at Manchester, England

Do you think the first short-sighted caveman was like: “Is that a pteroda-”

I was into lizards from the gecko.

Don’t kink shame. Kinkgratulate.

Hot Latin just slid into my carpe DMs.

Pemberton & Shearsmith = Galton & Simpson.

A snippet of the #BBCNewComedyAwards, a picture of a tv with me and my name on it and the best review ever. #comedy #standup #bbcnewcomedyawards #bbcnewcomedyawards2024

I’ll be in @bbcthree tomorrow night 10pm for the @bbcnewcomedy awards regional final. The best thing about the whole experience was the people pictured and the amazing folks (not pictured) who put it all together. #BBCNewComedyAwards #comedy #standup

Nice. Feeling. #NiceFeeling

I first watched Dawn French’s Boys Who Do Comedy when I was a boy. This incredible Bob Newhart joke has been in my brain ever since and I’ve thought about it every couple of days for the past two decades. A true great. youtube.com/clip/UgkxNpVCxi-…

Is it David Bowie or David Bowie? Comment below. #BowieorBowie

Rhyl Little Theatre. Is that a camera?! #comedy #standupcomedy #comedian #jokes #rhyl

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I’ve only ever read one Stephen King book and that’s It.

Duke Frederick, his brother Duke Senior and Touchstone from As You Like It.

Such a pleasure to gig at the last ever comedy night at Cooper’s Bar Southport. Thanks to Kev O’Brien for a great gig and for being a great guy. #standup #standupcomedy #comedian #comedy