Hungry dogs run faster. Aspiring to infinite mileage no matter what the IMM says. Make America Grammatical Again

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Joined February 2011
Saw in my @Freecycle group someone giving away nerf guns. I offer them to a friend w kids; he says no So I say "fine, I'll take the guns, resell them on ebay and use the proceeds to get your kids hopped up on caffeine and sugar. Just call me Ollie Nerf." 🤣 no? ... nobody?
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after long debate, @DuckDuckGo's AI and I came to a somewhat-refreshing acknowledgment. "compromise; conformity; assimilation ... all of which are american dreams."
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"people have been saying..."
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back to @SEPTA trains sucking again... 🙄 why even pretend to have a schedule,@SEPTA_SOCIAL?
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Rory Sweeney retweeted
Watching living creatures get unloaded like bags of fertilizer on a rainy tarmac will turn your stomach every single time. These cats are packed into identical plastic carriers, riding down a metal belt loader straight out of an aircraft belly hold, and getting tossed onto an open baggage trailer like Amazon returns. Bulk animal shipments move across airports every day with rescues getting relocated, breeders shipping inventory, lives treated strictly as freight on a manifest. The worker on the ramp is just trying to clear the cart and clock out, but when you look closely at those carrier doors, there's a terrified pair of eyes staring right back. A job’s a job, but when the cargo has a heartbeat, you handle it with some damn care.
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1960-83 was the time to be alive as an Orioles or Pirates fan, and I pretty much missed all of it. Early- to mid-90s were ok if you (like me) didn't know what you were missing, but here's what I'd like to see to change that would really make america great again 😔
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dissonance much?
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Rory Sweeney retweeted
Last month the Trump administration determined that razing the habitat where endangered or threatened species breed, feed, and shelter would no longer face federal penalties. Hundreds of species are now at risk.truthout.org/articles/trumps…
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semi-regular complaint to @SEPTA_SOCIAL to coordinate arrivals/departures at 69th st. If the NHSL staff see an MFL train is arriving, they should be holding it for any transferees, not sending it before they can get on. Now we have to wait 15 mins bc you couldn't wait 15 seconds
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I hope, in the future, when parents ask their children how they're feeling, the kids say: "to find out, like, subscribe and follow"
More ai slop from facebook, more open casket burials and incredibly eloquent toddlers
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literally a murders' row of pumpkin offerings this season -- nothing here under 5.7 w an average of 7.5 🎃‼️
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tasting notes: -- love city Monstro: solid but basic & widely applicable/enjoyable; aligns w Love City expectations. heavy-ish: 6.5% -- new trail zombies are people too: dialed-in maple: good, then fades into the background, which is good or bad depending on your interests. 5.7%
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-- neck of the woods pump-kin-ccino: earthier than expected, not particularly ccino-y. Otherwise, similar to Love City. 7.3% -- fegley's insidious x devious: more gourdy than pumpkin-pie-y (which, ofc, is not my preference). got that high-test aftertaste, iykyk: 9%
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fwiw, I still adamantly respect this code
Diarrhea was the leading cause of death in the American Civil War, and soldiers had an honor code against shooting someone who was pooping. Learn more: bit.ly/4rQYxwY
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maybe it's just me, but @lyft is becoming as unreliable as @SEPTA, and that's saying something
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No response? Let's see if it happens again today!
hey @SEPTA_SOCIAL, if you're going to insist on sending the NHSL trains every quarter hour, could you at least align them w arriving subway trains so that it doesn't seem like the conductors are actively trying to send the trains before we can get to the platform? Please?
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hey @SEPTA_SOCIAL, if you're going to insist on sending the NHSL trains every quarter hour, could you at least align them w arriving subway trains so that it doesn't seem like the conductors are actively trying to send the trains before we can get to the platform? Please?
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i think the part that regular ppl don't realize about alcoholics is that when the bartender says "how are you doing?"/"everything ok?"/"what do you need?", a natural reaction is to say "i'm great" and "give me another" if the context is right bc you want to appease them & fit in
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for any cosmologists in my feed... what are the chances (cosmically, of course) that we could trade HeeHaw for Doug Eddings???
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this michigan game is an indictment on everybody who can't wait to rush to social media until things are actually over.
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