Yeah I’m *that* Army furry 🎖️ 3 decades in uniform 🫡 Just out here livin’ my best life 🐺

Annapolis, MD
Joined February 2024
Well, hey down there! If ya found me through the angry MAGA coffee shop, welcome! 🤣
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Who’s up for some water polo? 🤽‍♂️
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Be a furry or a pup to the leather event? Why not both?
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Got my new partial. Whattaya think chat? 🤣
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Out in Rehoboth Beach with @DaikyuShep and @pupcrank for #RehobothLeatherWeekend ❤️
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Without a drawstring gotta wear size smol - otherwise the elastic-banded swim briefs will slip down when ya push off from yer flip turns 🤣
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Did ya just look at this account cuz’ I upset yer MAGA feels? Good. Choke on it. Sorry (not sorry) - that piercing might chip yer teeth 🤣
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Fight me. Or at least, come iron these @Everlast_ shorts.
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Did somethin’ new today. Laps on a Saturday. Sorry 😭
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Drunk now but what up with my wild ass rib cage???
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It’s become tradition to fursuit in Annapolis the night before a @NavalAcademy home football game. Many visitors mistake us as @BilltheGoat or some other “official mascot.” We correct them sayin’ “no - he’s resting up for tomorrow.” ❤️ my town.
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And to finish off the week - basic olive drab. And unfortunately NOBULL briefs are more towards the smoosh yer bits side of things. Solid colors not great for hiding the piercing btw 🤣
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Happy Jocktober! Now what kinda swim briefs are we doin’ our laps in today? 🤔
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Shiny! And oop - didn’t realize you could see the balls of the frenum piercing until now 🧐
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Alright - have admittedly gone a lil’ overboard lately with the swimsuit pics 🤷 Just been puttin’ in extra laps and gym time for a cruise next month. Ya followed me here cuz yer into furries, pups, or just morbidly curious to see what this retired Colonel (not a General, btw) is doin’ as opposed to spending his retired years on a golf course with his peers 🤣
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For my 🦓 votes - ol’ Rav hasn’t forgotten about you! Really great swim sesh today. In post-laps hot tub, fit bro gave me some pointers to improve my flip turns. Look forward to tryin’ em out tomorrow!
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Happy Humpday y’all! 🏈 #DCFM 📷: @dieDoktor 🍸: @PitchersDC
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Now ya know Rav likes pushin’ limits - but when ya can see his frenum piercing through the fabric… yeah, we’re not wearin’ these to the pool 🤣
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Blue check doesn’t let ya change from tweet to poll 😭 So we’ll try it this way. Tomorrow’s lap briefs:
49%Cheetah
22%Boa
29%Zebra
231 votes • Final results
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Damn - @Zeebroski and @z33b3r came from a distant third at the last minute! I guess next time in the pool…
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