Without a drawstring gotta wear size smol - otherwise the elastic-banded swim briefs will slip down when ya push off from yer flip turns 🤣
Did ya just look at this account cuz’ I upset yer MAGA feels? Good. Choke on it.
Sorry (not sorry) - that piercing might chip yer teeth 🤣
Fight me.
Or at least, come iron these @Everlast_ shorts.
It’s become tradition to fursuit in Annapolis the night before a @NavalAcademy home football game. Many visitors mistake us as @BilltheGoat or some other “official mascot.” We correct them sayin’ “no - he’s resting up for tomorrow.” ❤️ my town.
And to finish off the week - basic olive drab. And unfortunately NOBULL briefs are more towards the smoosh yer bits side of things. Solid colors not great for hiding the piercing btw 🤣
Alright - have admittedly gone a lil’ overboard lately with the swimsuit pics 🤷 Just been puttin’ in extra laps and gym time for a cruise next month. Ya followed me here cuz yer into furries, pups, or just morbidly curious to see what this retired Colonel (not a General, btw) is doin’ as opposed to spending his retired years on a golf course with his peers 🤣
For my 🦓 votes - ol’ Rav hasn’t forgotten about you!
Really great swim sesh today. In post-laps hot tub, fit bro gave me some pointers to improve my flip turns. Look forward to tryin’ em out tomorrow!
Now ya know Rav likes pushin’ limits - but when ya can see his frenum piercing through the fabric… yeah, we’re not wearin’ these to the pool 🤣
Blue check doesn’t let ya change from tweet to poll 😭
So we’ll try it this way. Tomorrow’s lap briefs:
49%Cheetah
22%Boa
29%Zebra
231 votes • Final resultsDamn - @Zeebroski and @z33b3r came from a distant third at the last minute! I guess next time in the pool…


















