raquel reigns

I suffered greatly this evening from a bout of impacted poop. Thank god I had miralax on hand. I thought I was a goner for real. I was sweating and my stomach hurt really bad.

I pop plan b like candy and now they’re trying to make ALL women’s reproductive health care illegal. INSANE. Do you men support this? Who’s gonna wanna be your lil cum dumpster now?! Please they need to be focused on their illegal wars that they’re losing!!!!

Wooooaahhh Waterloo is way better than la croix…. And free Palestine

My local pizza chef knows exactly how I like it *extra crispy* because he listens to me and remembers 🔑

🤣 when the waiter brought out my food to the bar he almost gave it to the guy sitting next to me and he said “dang you ordered all that?!” 😩😩🤣🤣

Join us Matt

Are you paying taxes this year or should we all just set our money aside until they figure shit out? The government is still shut down. Why should they get all my money?

The files are so corrupted this morning

Touch down in ewr

So far @Delta has accommodated me without any hassle. Thank you

Well I made it to ATL. With a bit of a delay I’m sitting on the next flight to Columbus. I hope I make it

Hopefully I make it there!

Taking off from ewr

I hope this discussion goes well between @MrsErikaKirk and @RealCandaceO. No funny business please

I really hope @RealCandaceO signed a document protecting her of any possible threats made towards her or her family or friends with intent to scare her. Legally they’re not allowed to threaten her during this meeting with Erika Kirk. #CandaceOwens #ErikaKirk

A douche bag had the audacity to say he took up two parking spots because he has an 80 grand car and I’m driving an 1 thousand dollar car. 🥴