@RandyQuaker
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Joined January 2014
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If I was forklift certified these riots in France would’ve been over yesterday
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Punta
@PuntaLeyendOct 18
«¡NO VAMOS A CONSENTIR QUE LA BIBLIOTECA CIERRE A LAS DIEZ!»
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この写真は2021年にスウェーデンで撮影されたギャング抗争のもので、フランスの抗議活動とは全く関係がありません。 samnytt.se/se-hela-klankr…
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young Peter Billingsley’s performance as Ralphie receiving an Official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle here is just perfect. there’s a stoic awe here, a sober humility that borders on fear mixed with wonder, that just nails it
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Chicago Blackhawks
@NHLBlackhawksOct 14
"thank you so much not only to God but Jesus" ❤️
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Kate Smith@susancolvin333Oct 12
FOR EVERYONE SAYING THAT ICE AGENTS ARE JUST DOING THEIR JOBS, WE'LL SEND THEM TO YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
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Grease
@GreeeeeaseSep 29
My wife got pregnant by another man. It's been a challenging 9 months knowing he's not my son but I'm so excited to raise him like my own. Here's 5 things it taught me about being a Vikings fan: 👇
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They’re doing this to me tomorrow
Hoops
@HoopssSep 24
Japanese scientists removed the extra chromosome that causes Down syndrome for the first time using CRISPR.
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Chinese Embassy in US
@ChineseEmbinUSSep 24
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@iAnonPatriotSep 24
Wife: “you’re only going for one beer right?” Me:
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“Agent O’Houlihan, fantastic work. You scored the highest on the Arabic exam, so we’re sending you to Yemen. You’re going in deep undercover as a farmhand. The one thing you absolutely cannot do is become addicted to khat.”
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boto
@TsarinaBombaSep 22
High of 67 tomorrow. I know what you’re all thinking, “I should debut my new jacket”, “my cool new jacket”, etc Do not do that. Everyone will remember you as the guy who was way too eager to wear a jacket Be a little cold tomorrow. And when the cold comes be that much colder
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All I see is an American with the voice of an angel.
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9mmSMG
@9mmsmgSep 13
You're asking me what an American is Beth? I reckon it's anyone from anywhere in the world who takes an American's spot in college and likes football. It don't get no more American than that.
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Texas beat the Indians before, they can do it again.
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j.b. exte@jbexteSep 12
sometimes i worry that i only drink mexican beers to impress mexicans. then i take a sip of mexican beer and realize that the only mexican im trying to impress is the mexican deep inside myself. the inner mexican that all white boys have. gracias for reading
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Vivek Ramaswamy’s swing is absolute textbook 🧈
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Frankie MacDonald
@frankiemacdSep 2
i have been doing a lot of comedy skit videos lately like raining tacos and being chased by bulls dogs etc and guy tries to eat 50 hot dogs at once
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Brad Dirks@BradDirksAug 29
Replying to @gregsaysso
This is literally how the entire world now views North America, during Trump’s presidency
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The most stunning part about this may be the Indians in the replies. Truly alien.
aadi
@techbrahhAug 20
flight to India (this is insane)
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Headquarters
@HQNewsNowAug 19
Trump: You know, grass has a life like humans have a life. This has all been redone, it's all topsoiled. Lot of good ingredients. If you're grass, you're very happy. It was given, free of charge, by Scotts Miracle-Gro. They actually contributed to my campaign. So I wanna thank Scotts Miracle-Gro.
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