My friends and I are doing a blind taste test between @PopeyesChicken and @ChickfilA chicken sandwiches. Is there any way to pre-order a dozen or more sandwiches to make sure they're not sold out? We're doing this on September 13.

Shout out to Brian in the Plumbing Department at the @HomeDepot in Catonsville, MD. He went the extra mile to help me with my home improvement needs. Thanks so much!

Everyone keeps debating about how to make F1 more exciting. I think after the German GP it's quite obvious; Every track needs sprinklers installed and randomly activated during a race. #F1 #Formula1 #FormulaOne

Shout out to @BoltDepot for amazingly fast order processing and shipping! I ordered a single bolt and washer after their shipping cut off time on a Friday. I expected to receive it in about a week, but to my surprise it showed up on Monday!

Does @Grubhub deliver to the Maryland MVA? It's almost lunch time and I forgot to have breakfast 😭

Can we all agree that videos that auto play on websites are the worst? #BanAutoPlayingVideos

I could not agree more with this blog post: "Write tests. Not too many. Mostly integration." blog.kentcdodds.com/write-te…

MapSocial lets you explore an emoji map of recently geotagged photos to find fun things to do nearby. thndr.me/3JV4am

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“Smart quotes” are the worst.

good! And what is this? It takes a Trump victory for Lynndon Groff to get a Twitter in 2016? #WelcomeToThePresent – at Erie, PA

But don't worry, @united. We've been updated that well be updated again in 15 minutes. #WhyDidIEvenFlyUnited? – at Cheektowaga, NY

I just don't understand why #GitLab is so incredibly slow.

Bunting with 2 strikes and only one out? What were you thinking? #WorldSeries – at Erie, PA

Don't worry, randygroff.com/ was un-effected by the DNS outages this morning. – at Edinboro, PA

The internet is so different with Adblocker turned off. – at Edinboro, PA

If you told me last week that ads work, I never would have believed you. One user signed up because of a Facebook ad. Progress. – at Edinboro, PA

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