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"We are A students! C students have no business in the learned profession."
So what is this level of D- reasoning? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is hall of fame ruling.
Like this should go into multiple textbooks in the world. 🤣
I think even countries with Sharia law will look at this one in shock 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Replying to @ntvkenya
They are making the appeal way too easy for Mackenzie😭The judge should be interpreting the law not religious scriptures.
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official communication imepigwa picha kama take away cat 😂😂😂this government is a joke
It's gonna be super funny in a couple of years when the rest of the other public unis are run down shitholes and then Dekut is the last man standing.
DeKUT Establishes Semiconductor Collaboration with LAAS CNRS, France
The Vice Chancellor of DeKUT, Prof. Eng. Peter Muchiri, EBS led a delegation of DeKUT Staff to a collaboration visit to LAAS CNRS, for collaboration on training, research and innovation in Semiconductor and Micro-electronics Engineering
Laboratory for Analysis and Architecture of Systems (LAAS) is a major public research laboratory based in Toulouse, France, and is part of the French National Centre for Scientific Research (Centre National de la Recherche Scientifique - CNRS) network. LAAS has a class 10 clean room that can support the entire flow of the 14nm MOS process up to packaging.
The collaboration with DeKUT will be coordinated by the DeKUT Center for Integrated Circuits Engineering, which trains in Microchip design and fabrication.
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Kwani mtu akiwa na D+ inafaa aishi miserable their whole life au
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Y'all stop over chillifying your meat samosas..😭😭😭..I'm dying RN..Also tukona biashara baadaye, this much chilli is harmful..
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A newborn's blood has more than double the adrenaline of the mom who just gave birth to him.
So when you see a baby lying there minutes after delivery with his hands behind his head like he's at a cabana in Cabo, you're watching a kid come down off the biggest rush of his life so far.
A Swedish pediatrician named Hugo Lagercrantz spent years measuring this, and he's the one who coined the phrase "the stress of being born." His group found that babies born vaginally had about 10 times the noradrenaline in their cord blood compared to babies delivered by planned C-section. Every contraction squeezes the baby and briefly cuts into his oxygen supply, and his body answers by dumping stress hormones. He needs that flood to survive the next few minutes.
Here's why. For nine months his lungs were full of liquid. A baby's lungs actually pump fluid into themselves in the womb because that's how they grow, which works great right up until the second he needs to breathe air. The adrenaline from labor flips a switch in the lining of the lungs, and they start soaking that fluid back up right before the first breath. Scientists bred mice missing that switch, and the pups died after birth because they couldn't clear their lungs.
The same rush breaks down his stored fat and sugar for energy, since the umbilical cord just stopped feeding him. It even keeps his pupils wide open under bright hospital lights.
Once all that's done, babies settle into what researchers call the quiet alert state, where the body goes still and the breathing evens out. In one study that tracked newborns minute by minute, they spent about 40 of their first 60 minutes in it. Then comes sleep, and babies get more deep sleep on the day they're born than on the day after, which researchers think is recovery from birth itself.
And that white stuff in his hair is called vernix. As far as scientists know, only human babies make it, and almost a third of the proteins they've found in it attack germs directly. So he came out wearing his own antibacterial lotion, and now he's sleeping off a hormone rush that kept him alive. Honestly, he earned the pose.
Nkt.
I see how chronic stress turns peeps into alcoholics.
Some news tonight na zimekataa kushika enough to let me sleep.
I am here as a random tweeting carrot but please my extended fam in your prayers, manifestos, good wishes.
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I think this argument is largely flawed and devoid of a coherent thought process .
Water infrastructure is not a private solution but a public one.
Government through its agencies develops or is supposed to develop water treatment and piping infrastructure to all parts of Nairobi
When they fail to do so is when private parties do boreholes
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Improve, equip, staff the existing ones.
Politics love brick and mortar instead of the software
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Replying to @Gitz__
Nimeona piano, guillotine, fireworks, captain America, Pink Panther, maji ya half time. We have been joking all along.
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Mnaongeanga like people who never went to school
Ebola requires close contact with bodily fluids. Transmission on public transport is not impossible, but between hao and relatives/medical staff, who is likely to touch a sick person?
Wewe hushikashika strangers kwa basi?
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I don’t want books written by AI, I want books written by alcoholic Russian novelists on the brink of a mental collapse from depression, that’s how God wanted it.
Tembea Kenya uone mengi. 😁
Very very common in "mtoto ni wa baba" cultures.
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You must be new here cus we’ve always tweeted for the love of the game and not for likes






























