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ALT Dear followers: Last night, news reports indicated Elon Musk, the owner and CEO of Twitter, announced he plans to step down as Chief Executive Officer of the popular social media platform when a suitable successor is found. We want to lay rest to any rumors that we have been considered a frontrunner for the position. While it is true that we are experts in our field managing billions of dollars of infrastructure, maintaining a complex social network that connects a million people with hundreds of thousands of daily active users, and are well equipped to manage a seemingly endless flow of crappy content, serving the residents of Northeast Ohio as a public utility is and will always be our top priority. Still tweeting, always treating. Northeast Ohio Regional Sewer District


























