@Randomass455

You have a retirement plan but I have a whole escape plan

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Joined February 2025
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I will have a Ferrari in 2 years
𝑫𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒚𝑭𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒂𝒓𝒊🐎™@DailyFerrariTMSep 28
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The riches are in the niches
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Degen CPA
@drewvento4h
Girls be like “I manifested this” and it’s just them being an escort on a boat.
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ol’ stocky ⛳️
@oldstocky7h
Be like James Bond at the workplace: - disappear for a few weeks - show up late - flirt with the secretary - dress better than everyone else
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MR NONCHALANT
@GreatmanEze01Oct 19
Stop believing women wants to build with you. They don’t.
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@namebrite14h
n!gga comeback gon’ look like divine intervention.
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Exec Sum
@exec_sum11h
BREAKING: Fidelity reduced minimum assets requirement to participate in IPOs from $500,000 to just $25,000
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Mistress Dividend
@mistressdivy8h
Can money make someone attractive, or just easier to tolerate?
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Tekee
@Tekeee13h
ngl invest $80K smart and u wont ever need a 9-5 again
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Somehow a master's degree has become a lower level of education than a bachelor's
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( ~ . ~ )@dreamgrladri12h
real caffeine addicts know the first coffee is just a formality
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@namebrite16h
n!gga want bruce wayne money with batman discipline.
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Everything life taught you at 40, teach your children at 14.
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Rachel
@yieldandgrace6h
I think one of the biggest mistakes people make with investing is assuming they’ve already missed the opportunity. Innovation doesn’t stop. New industries emerge. Companies evolve. Entire markets are created. There’s always something new to learn.
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Jeremy
@jeremyct14h
My son got a 3.9 GPA, scored 1380 on the SAT, and got into his dream state university. The total cost? $128,000 for 4 years. The school proudly offered him a $16,000 merit scholarship. So after doing everything right in high school, we’re still looking at $112,000 out of pocket. They call it financial aid. I call it a 4 year head start on debt. When did getting a college degree become a luxury?
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amrit
@amritwtOct 19
maybe sleeping from 9 pm to 4 am is the best sleep schedule there is
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AuraOfMen
@Prime_Asthetic10h
Work until your reality matches the vision nobody else understands.
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Shadow Monger@w_m0ng3r7h
If I had to make a choice, I’d rather marry a known slut than a woman over 30.
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do guys like being called handsome as much as girls like being called pretty? 😋
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Fuck them
Chiko Biscuit ✨@Rainbow_Wxtch20h
Can we talk about the guilt that comes with calling in sick at work? 😭
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Would you accept zero portfolio growth if your investments reliably produced 10% cash income every year?
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