Sometimes you see the right error message and you’re just like “Fuck yeah. That’s a fucking perfect description of what’s fucked up. Fucking poetry.”
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Well crafted error message enjoyer. retweeted
Dax says when AI does everything else, selling coffee over ssh might be one of the last jobs still done by humans.
It's more art than science. There's no formula. Just taste, psychology and chaos tolerance.
Hey @RepLCD. I see all that boot licking you did is finally paying off. I hope it tasted real good because you’re going to find out like everyone else does that everything he touches turns to shit.
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Flying into Portland in a rain storm. Bumpy as hell and low clouds. It was so bumpy it made my cat air sick and the poor thing puked in her carrier. I don’t even know how low we were before we diverted to Seattle. It was day time but looking out the window we never saw the ground
In a first for me I just saw a dude with a truck nuts air freshener. I guess you just really like the idea of staring at balls while you’re driving?
This sucks. It sucks real bad. I hoped we would be better than this. That we would see through the lies and the hate. We weren’t. And we didn’t.
Have a puppy. I think I’m gonna go get a beer.
Christ on a cracker CNN is interviewing the dumbest voters they can find. It is unbelievable the size of the fucking rocks these people must be living under.
To be fair to the engineers, it doesn’t actually look like a penis.
It’s clearly a dildo.
Well crafted error message enjoyer. retweeted
“And every four years, we will have suburban housewives in Pennsylvania choose a new president.”
“Just Pennsylvania, sir?”
“And Wisconsin and Michigan. And maybe Arizona, as a treat.”
“No one else can vote, sir?”
“They can vote but it won’t matter.”
I love that SQLite is both underutilized and also used far more than most people realize.
Reminder: SQLite is 35% faster than the filesystem while also using 20% less disk space
ALT heading: 35% Faster Than The Filesystem SQLite reads and writes small blobs (for example, thumbnail images) 35% faster¹ than the same blobs can be read from or written to individual files on disk using fread() or fwrite(). Furthermore, a single SQLite database holding 10-kilobyte blobs uses about 20% less disk space than storing the blobs in individual files.
This is related to why Star Trek transporters are suicide machines, except the transporters are worse because they destroy you in the original location first and you just have to hope you show up at the destination.
I’ve got some adorable news for everyone. Meet Pepper! The newest member of my family. He’s a Black Lab puppy and he’s pure concentrated cuteness.
What is wrong with people?
:sigh:
Can I apply on LinkedIn to switch careers and go be a New Zealand sheep herder?
