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Jayden Daniels’ camp has reportedly reached out to Nickelback requesting the band change its name to “Pennyback,” citing Nickelback’s “uncomfortably close association” with his No. 5.
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BREAKING: Businesses nationwide have been mandated to shift from a 9-to-5 to a 9-to-4 workday out of respect for Jayden Daniels and his No. 5.
If you’re reading this, feel free to leave work an hour early today.
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May 5th will now be recognized nationally as Cinco de Jayo in honor of #Commanders QB Jayden Daniels.
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Jayden Daniels’ teammates have reportedly been instructed to only give him high fours, as high fives are believed to constitute unauthorized use of his No. 5.
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Fans, please be aware.
Wool E. Bull will be giving out high fours from now on. In respect to Jayden Daniels.
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“HES AT THE 30, THE 20, THE 10, THE JAYDEN DANIELS ™ , TOUCHDOWN JAHMYR GIBBS”
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BREAKING: Hurricane categories have been changed to Category 1, 2, 3, 4, and 6, to allow Jayden Daniels his rights to number 5
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🚨 RUMOR: The United States is reportedly in talks to turn the Pentagon into the Hexagon, adding one more side to the iconic building.
Sources say this comes from the possibility of being sued by Jayden Daniels.
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Jackson LaCombe is now the highest-paid player in Anaheim Ducks history, signing an 8-year, $9 million AAV extension 💰
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Rep. Lauren Boebert requests a moment of prayer for Charlie Kirk.
Democrats shout "no!" and have a meltdown
Scumbags
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In honor of Charlie Kirk, a truly Great American Patriot, I am ordering all American Flags throughout the United States lowered to Half Mast until Sunday evening at 6 P.M.
(TS: 10 Sep 17:02 ET)
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I don't any words right now & I probably won't for a long time. Lord be with his family, TPUSA staff, all who knew him, and all who admired him.
No one loved this nation, God, or the truth more than Charlie.
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RIP Charlie.
Father, husband, son, patriot, hero, legend.
Pray for his wife and children.
This is unspeakable evil.
This is insane. What is wrong with people.
The Great, and even Legendary, Charlie Kirk, is dead. No one understood or had the Heart of the Youth in the United States of America better than Charlie. He was loved and admired by ALL, especially me, and now, he is no longer with us. Melania and my Sympathies go out to his beautiful wife Erika, and family. Charlie, we love you!
(TS: 10 Sep 16:40 ET)
































