Also, we need way more context here. Was she your waiter? Was she on break? Was he hitting on her? Add one previous post before this that sets up the joke, then drop the joke.

This seems so forced. It doesn’t even make sense. Why would someone pay for the waitresses meal? She doesn’t have to pay…

Then we should also add m*rder and MJ k*lled his dad…that’s gotta be worth max points in that category

So you’re admitting it? You’ve been hanging out with a handsome Asian man with a retreat in northern Wisconsin named Glen?

He said “I’m not from the west coast”

LSU, every year

Is Katie the new Mintz? Many are gossiping. (Not a typo, many are also calling him Katie).

Thought it was good but could’ve been a 6-part series.

Watching the numbers go up on a screen is more satisfying than watching the touchdown

The fact that he thinks this is a cute, bedroom look, is insane.

Get this man some fuck yak! Those eyes gotta open up haha

What was posted you fool?

This is the fakest person on earth

Are you the same 10 IQ idiot that is being paid to post on Celina’s page as well? This is so stupid and tired. You know how I know you’re posting from the Philippines? Bc I speak English

Who’s the gay man?

It’s not even addictive, imo.

The people have been wondering about your butt, I’ve heard.

Does green need uppers?

The entertaining part of Toronto was all bc of Sco. Gg got props for being this outgoing ladies man but it was just Sco speaking to birds and then Greg saying “what?!”

There’s a reason why the “they” in this hypothetical have a legitimate argument. Good luck to everyone playing Texas.