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Joined June 2023
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CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG listen up shmucks I'm putting this here cus I know for a fact I'll never get this high again after rank reset let me have this alright?
Americans are truly a lesser people
INSANE AVENGERS ENDGAME ENCORE THEATRE REACTION TO TOM HOLLAND'S SPIDER-MAN!
#AVENGERS
#avengersendgameencore
If you come into therapy with the mindset that you’re “too smart” for it, you weren’t gonna get anything out of therapy in the first place
Doesn’t get invited to s9.5, gets incredibly pissy, says “enjoy your slop” while playing overwatch… hmmm
The BIGGEST Marvel Rivals creator is stepping away from the game and literally salivating at the opportunity to bring players away and towards Overwatch😭
The worst part is Flats is 100% correct lmao
What more is it going to take for y'all to wake TF up
@MarvelRivals @zingodude
There was this one time this random door to door salesman followed me FROM THE STREET into my apartment building, and knocked on my door multiple times and when I told him to piss off he went “clearly you’re not the homeowner here, can I see your parents” and I’m like HUH????
There was one time I went to my mobile/internet provider because they royally fucked up my service and made three separate accounts in my name two of which were simultaneously billing me for Internet. Meanwhile couldn’t find the account for my phone bill and was trying to hunt it down so my service wouldn’t get killed. Explain the situation to the guy and he goes “are you sure it’s not on daddy’s account?”
Oh!
Genuinely don’t know how these ppl are real.
Pleasepleaseplease do not blindly idealise China. There’s thing we must learn from them but they are by no means “good”
right very cool but uhh... why would we even watch NA now?
New Roster: @AVGdeadlock @LeagueDL0 @zenodeadlock @lomeine
To DMB, Goober, Braeden, & Birdee. It was a pleasure building this chapter of MLC with you. Continue working hard, and we will have many battles in the future.
ever since I found out people with ADHD spiral way faster than neurotypical people I've had like so much peace of mind
God MH Rise is so fucking ugly, I got a guy who's like its number 1 fan and I'm just like bro... the game looks like it was made for a portable console 3 generations behind everything else, BECAUSE IT WAS MF
Right but Kanye doesn't use his music money to enact the 4th Reich, Big R is using her money to perform a legal genocide
John Green on J.K. Rowling:
“I think it’s important when we talk about her to talk about the fact that supporting her work now is directly supporting efforts at the erasure of trans people, and that makes me really sad.
I think about all the trans friends I have who have Deathly Hallows tattoos,” Green continues, “and how heartbreaking it is for them to have someone who created something that matters so much to them really betray them.” Will he watch HBO’s upcoming 'Harry Potter' show? “No. No. No.” vanityfair.visitlink.me/sb7Y…
yknow Imma be real all bathrooms should be all-gender bathrooms, like this is needlessly gendered and just slows things down
When you get tired of using scissors to open your package so you just go primal mode and rip it open
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somebody bookmarked this... there is a person out there cranking their hog to my fugly mug and I have very mixed feelings about this information
