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Randall Ann

@RandiAnnP

Expert in sassiness, sunscreen, hilarity, and cats.

 West Lafayette, IN
Joined February 2012
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It’s been a while since you and I spoke but remember that one time when you lost the election? Like, super bad? @realDonaldTrump
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If #COVID19 had a face:
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Guess who just made my day? @WarbyParker. Thanks #teamwarby! (Special shout-out to Brittany!)
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Almost hit Purdue president today while he ran a stop sign. I really value my place at this university so thank god that didn’t happen.
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Hi, @MyFavMurder @GHardstark @KarenKilgariff can’t wait to see you Sunday night in Indy! In case you’re curious about wild Indiana shenanigans, my therapist was stood up on a date by Ted Bundy. #NoBiggie #SSDGM
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Pretty sure it’s not the ‘Nip Fairy coming through that door. - Oxford the Cat #MomLied #ItsTheDamnVetAgain
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$4123/month for rent? In West Lafayette? I think my apartment believes it's downtown Manhattan. Pro Tip: don't live at Blackbird Farms... #ThankUNext
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.@robisonandy @seanmeddington @melpels Literally me. – at Indianapolis, IN
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I mean, can’t disagree 🤷🏻‍♀️ – at West Lafayette, IN
Orangetheory Fitness (@orangetheory) profile pictureOrangetheory Fitness@orangetheory6 Dec 2018
find the Orangetheory member: 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿 👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿 can’t find them? that’s because they’re too busy kicking ass at the studio and getting the most out of life.
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one of my biggest goals. is to eat a leaf. during the nighttime. this is known as a dark crunch. and it’s very advanced
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We’re in agreement, right? #Grindelwald is @jk_rowling’s version of @realDonaldTrump, right? Like I’m 90% sure this was the message and I GD loved it. – at Indianapolis, IN
#TIL there is a reason why eggs have an expiration date. Don’t chance eating eggs almost 3 months past that date. – at West Lafayette, IN
#GoalOfTheDay: don’t look like a serial killer in my new license photo... Also, stop pretending I weigh 120 lbs 😂 – at West Lafayette, IN
The eyes in the dark are telling me it’s time for bed. #MonChatNoir instagram.com/p/BnsIorrhCSI/…
Me when @mattnathanson #UsedToBe comes on at the grocery store: – at Indiana, USA
I am absolutely, 100% effing sure I am a #SLIder. I am choosing not to be afraid of this. Just like I’m choosing not to believe my cat is looking at a ghost over my shoulder. #NotTodaySatan @JaredAustin90 @seanmeddington @robisonandy @melpels – at West Lafayette, IN
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What a night. 12th or 15th time seeing @ofarevolution and 6th time seeing @mattnathanson. Seeing them both in the same night and being able to introduce them to a new fan was amazing. Thank you for a great indy show! Till next time... – at West Lafayette, IN
#revelation while at the @mattnathanson show: Laid is my fave live song so now I get why I had a dream that @mattnathanson was dressed as a woman and working as a cleaning lady at my work. Love you, Matt! Thanks for being your amazing self tonight! #MessedAroundWithGenderRoles – at Indianapolis, IN
Favorite human shoutout to @_JuicyJAM. No, it’s not you, @realDonaldTrump #Sorry – at West Lafayette, IN
It’s all fun and games until you poke yourself in the the eye with your chicken Alfredo pizza. Right, @realDonaldTrump ? #StillInMyEye – at West Lafayette, IN
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