Please don’t high-five me.
Texas, USA
Joined July 2011
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Nintendo's representative was quick to add, however, that Yoshi and Birdo's relationship is "inventively, expansively sexual" in ways that "most of us cannot hope to imagine"
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Dorks out here romanticizing towns where the sheriff and bumbling mayor are helpless to stop the beast that awakens every 17 years to feed
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what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
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Just got out of Wicked.
That was the shortest 2 hours and 40 minutes of my life. I was spellbound.
It is made with pure and unadulterated love for these characters and this world.
What Jon M. Chu has done for Wicked is what Peter Jackson did for Lord of the Rings.
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I have never once, in my 45 years of living, been harassed in a bathroom by a trans female.
However, I have been harassed by a man walking down the street minding my own business many, many, many, many times.
Gender neutral bathrooms aren't the problem.
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It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them.
While the Democratic leadership defends the status quo, the American people are angry and want change.
And they’re right.
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this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time
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Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next
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"Ozempic only works while you're on it! Once you go off you'll be fat again!" As opposed to diet and exercise, which you only have to do once.
