The mother fudging devil's son in law The shogun's decapitator The views expressed by me are purely yer maw's!

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Eerie poignancy tonight here in Naples, citizens sing from roof tops song roughly translated to “Maradoo (Maradona) our genius little imp, Peter Shilton is an English prick”
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I’ve no sent mine to school since hearing about Momo
Bomb threats across schools in Scotland, 1 was my sons primary school, got him and my son from secondary out, not taking any chances, Country is fucked 🤬
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Yer auld da tagging in all his anti-woke idols in the desperate hope he gets some e-likes from his meme of a disabled man that died yesterday!
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That’s not even a bright red BBC breaking major news. That’s a ‘Princess Diana has Died’ type of breaking news.
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Wouldn’t fancy being the crucible toilet attendant on the 10am session between Higgins and Murphy after the pair of them have emptied their triple premier inn breakfasts into the porcelain….thats if they even made it to the bathroom!
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Fair play that’s a good schooling by Mark Chaplin but his ‘schooling’ of John Lennon was even more brutal
Happy birthday to Dion Dublin, seen here getting schooled by Mark Chapman.
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Every time Robbo would get close to his record Jimmy Wardhaugh would unearth another few goals he had scored with a tennis ball in the primary school playground. Jimmy Fraudhaugh I used to call him!
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“What you're looking at is cadaveric spasm”
He wasn't masturbating. What actually happened to his body is significantly worse than any joke. When the fourth pyroclastic surge hit Pompeii, it arrived at 300°C. That's 572°F. The thermal human survival threshold is 200°C. This man died in a fraction of a second. His brain stopped before a single pain signal completed its circuit. What you're looking at is cadaveric spasm. It's a rare form of instant muscular stiffening that only occurs during sudden violent death by extreme heat. The 300°C surge cooked the proteins in his muscle fibers so fast that his body locked into whatever position it was in at the exact moment of impact. Arms, legs, fingers, toes all contracted simultaneously. 73% of Pompeii's victims were found frozen in "life-like" stances mid-action. Running. Crawling. Shielding children. This man was probably just lying down. The flexed limb position you're laughing at appears in nearly every Pompeii body. It's called the pugilistic attitude. Heat shrinks tendons faster than bone, curling arms and legs inward. Boxers after a fire look the same way. The position has zero connection to what the person was doing. Pure thermodynamics. For centuries, archaeologists assumed these people suffocated on ash. A 2010 study proved they were wrong. Researchers heated modern human bone samples to various temperatures, compared them to Pompeii victims, and found the color and cracking patterns matched exposure to 250-300°C. Death was instantaneous. There was "no time to suffocate." This isn't even his body. It's a plaster cast of the void he left behind. His flesh decomposed inside the hardened volcanic ash. In 1863, Giuseppe Fiorelli poured liquid plaster into the hollow cavity. What you see is the shape of absence. 9.4 million people looked at a man who was incinerated alive in a quarter-second and the main reaction was a punchline. The science of how he actually died is one of the most disturbing findings in modern archaeology.
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Thanks @Coral This nasty little man’s “pranks” really make me want to throw my money at your online casino
𝐉𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐁𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐝'𝐬 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐏𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 😱 A few days late for April Fools but still... Get yourself someone whose eyes light up when they talk about you the way that Jimmy talks about pranks! @CYAFOfficial | @jimmybullard
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lol if the John Cleese character goes around getting mad at AI generated videos of Muslims kicking dogs
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To put this into context it means if all of his mates were in the room he could shoot them 3000 times each in a minute….providing the room had a mirror
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Spurs fans: “wouldn’t it be so Spursy if we got relegated but won the champions league?” No mates, just the relegation part.
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Lets get this ringing round the grounds on Sat, back our new man from the off; 🎶 Ayatollah lately that I love you Ayatollah there’s no one else above you (hierarchically true) Fill my heart with gladness Blow up the whole damn atlas Towns to rubble that’s what you’ll do 🎶
Just a reminder that Iran’s new supreme leader Mojtaba Khamenei has lost the following people in this war: - His father: Ayatollah Ali Khamenei (killed in the opening strikes). - His mother: (Mentioned in multiple sources as killed in the same or related strikes). - His wife: Zahra Haddad Adel (or Zahra Adel; explicitly confirmed killed in the strike alongside Ali Khamenei). - His son: (At least one son reported killed; some accounts specify a grandson of Ali Khamenei as Mojtaba's child). - His sister: (e.g., Hoda Khamenei or similar; reported in family casualty lists). - His brother-in-law: (Husband of his sister, killed in the strikes). - Other relatives: Including a niece and/or nephew (grandchildren of Ali Khamenei via Mojtaba's siblings). I wouldn’t bet on him easing attacks anytime soon…
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Boy at the end wants to go to Megabowl after 😂
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Currently in Edinburgh and can confirm that most people are minding their own business in their houses eating takeaways and the likes.
Edinburgh is rising. Good to see a few union jacks in there too 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Hey @grok What is the collective noun for a smattering of Lonsdale clad tramps?
The sentiment, but these things will only get bigger! Friday pm, be there.
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Bet he’s ok with painting sectarian terrorists on the gable end of his house though
"I'm here to get changed not watch this F**KING C**P" Northern Irish lad KICKS OFF with two Muslims praying in the changing room We are being colonised We have to reverse this
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Wouldn’t fancy being an Italian restauranteur in Melrose tonight. Surely going to have some Tory voting lamb culling nonces up to all sorts of mischief if Gregor Townsends pish-swillers can’t make a recovery here #SixNations
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It’s one thing to be radicalised against an opposition player by Talk Sport fannies and the like, but imagine watching United week in week out and thinking that Bruno Fernandes is a problem. Absolute brainworms!
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Fought with Grok and ChatGPT for about an hour but we got there in the end
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