Creative lady and general nerd seeking the best ways to smile and laugh my way through life.

Florida
Joined October 2010
On average, @Adobe chat support transfers me 3 times and the person still doesn’t understand how the software works... #CustomerService #adobe #pleasefixit
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“Slobby Creatives”? Really, @WSJ? I save ~1.75 hrs a day by not having to do hair/makeup/travel which is more time for my clients and family. WHO CARES what I’m wearing?!? I’m being awesome and productive.
No, you shouldn't be wearing sweatpants to work—even when you work from home on.wsj.com/2R0cHdu
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They should call them Lady Dynamitos and have @TheLadyDynamite be the spokesperson. You’re welcome. #LadyDoritos #boom #ladydynamite xitter.cf/adweek/status/96056340… – at Boynton Beach, FL
Pepsi CEO says it's targeting women with Doritos that are cleaner and less crunchy: adweek.it/2BXo912
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#MLKJr #MLK #love #hope “We have before us the glorious opportunity to inject a new dimension of love into the veins of our civilization.” MLK
Maybe this will make them stop FedExing these to me? Lakeview Loan Servicing #junkmail #spam – at Boynton Beach, FL
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Thank you for the great project. Below is our final invoice. I look forward to talking in 30 days when I have to inquire about its status.
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Imagine being so fancy you eat breakfast NOT over a keyboard.
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"Hey fam" Mrs. Peanuts as Drogon #GOT #GameofThrones #MrsPeanuts #GOT7 – at Boynton Beach, FL
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Mrs. Peanuts as Viserion #GOT #MrsPeanuts #GameOfThrones #got7 – at Boynton Beach, FL
You know you watch too much #GOT when you see a crow and think, "ooh, someone sent a raven!" #GOT7 – at Boynton Beach, FL
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Just lovely design xitter.cf/greatdiscontent/status… – at Boynton Beach, FL
Get TGD Mag's celebration of possibility for only $15. Now for a limited time 🙌 mailchi.mp/thegreatdisconten… (photo by Josephine Keenan).
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Is anyone checking on Lake Huron? Haven't heard anything from Huron since 3rd grade
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This episode of the Apprentice is nuts! I bet he fires Melania next.
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Thank a #teacher! Here's another free graphic for you to use to celebrate #TeacherAppreciationWeek
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Erika Rains retweeted
When @United drags you off the airplane, but then you realize it was going to #FyreFestival
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Being a designer is like putting IKEA furniture together without the instructions, plus you have to make all the pieces and do it forever.
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Dear world, ... – at Brooklyn, NY
Is tomorrow the day we find out this whole presidency was a prank?
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