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Founding member and no. 2/enforcer of the #PsycadelicOutlaws Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile He/him/Pepe

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Joined July 2010
Fred and Daphne out and about. #MysteryInc #Halloween – at Denver, CO
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Pepe the Raft Guide retweeted
Literally zero introspection oh my god
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Reagan Busfare is riding from Denver to Grand Junction amd then to Dolores.
Your USC quarterback name is the sitting American president when you were born plus the last thing you bought. I’m Bush Record.
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Listening from her back yard in Loveland, CO. That Fluffhead will heretofore be known as “Morgan’s Fluffhead”.
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I wish I was I in a world where I was dancing my ass off with 30,000 of you tonight. Have fun, stay safe, and hug your loved ones.
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We left straight from Dick’s to go be with my partners family and we’re all grieving but I’m dressed like a fucking clown.
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My partner’s sister died from n a motorcycle accident this afternoon. I’m fucking numb right now.
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The fucking tailgate collapsed!! 😂😂😂
What happens when you don't tie down a load of deck boards? 50 yards later...
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I was so stoked for #TIGDH this afternoon. 8/27/72 is one of my favorite shows and then low and behold @lemieuxdavid decided to skip the banter between “Bird Song” and”Greatest Story” and it’s Bobby’s best banter hands down. If you don’t know about it, you don’t wanna.
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Yes, because a person who struggles with the difficult task of picking out pastries without a plan is exactly who I want one heartbeat away from the presidency.
This is the dumbest shit to pick on him about. It does feel awkward spontaneously picking donuts if you don't have a plan.
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Pepe the Raft Guide retweeted
Hey FBI he’s doing it again
NOVEMBER 5TH WILL BE THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICA!
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I’m in the living room watching the Liverpool match and I get this picture of Bodhi “hiding” from Meredith. He REALLY hates it when I watch soccer.
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This fucking coward, I was going to tell her that a vote for Stein is a vote for Trump but she turned off the comments.
I'm blocking anyone who says a vote for Stein is a vote for Trump. F all the way off.
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Watching this chump getting ratioed is really enjoying.
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Pepe the Raft Guide retweeted
Of course, we don't agree with everything Kamala stands for - but there's a difference between Trump and her. We literally disagree with everything Trump stands for. He's a narcissistic piece of shit that has turned families against each other. He's united his cult into being more emboldened, more violent towards the people they dehumanize. Every "policy" Trump is supporting leads to a path of unbridled fascism. The issues we have with Kamala Harris pale in comparison to those of Trump. We can certainly call out Harris on her Zionism, yet she's one of the only candidates that has ever sat down with Palestinian protesters and heard what they had to say. We can certainly call her out on locking up non-violent 'criminals' as an attorney - yet every single person reading this understands that there needs to be massive reform in criminal justice policies (of which we've fought for). Those issues are nothing compared to what Trump wants to turn the USA into. We have always (since day one) been against fascism, against theocratic rule, and have always fought for pro-democracy movements around the globe. Everyone has their flaws, surely - we are flawed to - yet putting Trump in office would result in a world where even his own supporters would regret living in. When Kamala takes office, we will definitely call her out for the things we will disagree with her on - but right now, at this very point in time: We want to see the MAGA cult destroyed. We're tired of their constant inhumanity, of the vile hate they push. #Anonymous
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Pepe the Raft Guide retweeted
The President of Cornell University is scabbing instead of bargaining a fair contract? 🤔 #StandUpCornell
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I spent the last 24 hours thinking about it, and guys, what if the surprise guest at the DNC was really just the friends we made along the way.
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Pepe the Raft Guide retweeted
Thank you @GovTimWalz for quoting my Dad and supporting his music. I can relate to Gus on being a proud Son.
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Pepe the Raft Guide retweeted
I want everyone to call the newsroom at @newstalk1130 in Milwaukee and ask them if @JayWeber3 represents their values. 414-545-8900 #Wisconsin
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When a self proclaimed MAGA Alpha male with a Trump punisher shirt on, fucks with the wrong person. 😂🤣😂 xitter.cf/TriTexan/status/182668…
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For real, if you any of you see me at Dick’s, feel free to say hi and let’s chat.
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