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Reminder: fascist regimes want you scared. They want a paranoid populace afraid of everyone around them, ready to turn each other in, never knowing who's a threat, and never looking at the real threat- those in control.
That's why they want you to have guns.
I don't wanna be all "kids these days with their avocado toast", but watching Gen Z give money-saving advice is wild. "If you're chilly, instead of booking a private jet to Dubai, just put on a sweater!" Is this what growing up in the Influencer Age does to you?
I don't blame them- they've never had money in a world where delivery apps, viral product trends, and subscriptions for EVERYTHING wasn't normal. But hearing "frugal" advice like "instead of buying $10 coffee every day, just make it at home" makes me sympathize with Boomers.
So apparently e-bikes are just exploding now? If you've got one, please understand that it is a VEHICLE, just like a motorcycle. Don't ride it on the sidewalk, and DON'T bring it INDOORS, ffs.
Toronto's fire chief used his appearance before City Council on Wednesday to once again raise concerns about lithium-ion battery fires, calling it the greatest public safety risk facing the City of Toronto. toronto.citynews.ca/2026/07/…
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why does no one care about the fact that we're projected to run out of clean drinking water by 2039 because of how much water ai data centers use please stop using chatgpt y'all, i beg. you do not need a shitty looking cartoon of yourself, i promise. the planet is dying.
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📣Toronto remains under an Air Quality Warning for poor air quality. To minimize potential health risks, residents are advised to stay indoors as much as possible.
For Thursday, July 16, we’re adjusting some of our services:
1. All outdoor swimming & wading pools will remain closed.
2. All City daycares & CampTO programs will operate indoors only.
3. Indoor recreation facilities, such as indoor pools, will remain open. Operating hours of City indoor pools can be found at: Toronto.ca/swim
4. All outdoor registered programming tomorrow will be cancelled, postponed, or moved indoors where possible.
ALT Toronto skyline at sunrise with the CN Tower silhouetted against a golden sky and soft morning haze.
Hey Karl, can you tell your Canadian cousin here to leave Toronto alone?
#bigsmoke #wildfires
Hump Day update: The Golden Gate Bridge is currently playing the role of "ghost ship." I’m not blocking the landmark, I’m just giving it a moody, editorial upgrade. 🌉👻
#karlthefog #karlthefog_ #SanFrancisco
I was already avoiding food from the US, knowing how unreliable their food safety has become. Just more reason to #ShopLocal and #buyCanadian
Here's what Canadians need to know about diarrhea parasite outbreak in U.S.
blogto.com/city/2026/07/cana…
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Imagine waking up tomorrow and every billionaire vanished.
Most people would still go to work.
Food would still be grown.
Roads would still be built.
Hospitals would still operate.
Now imagine every worker vanished.
That's the difference between wealth and value.
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why does no one care about the fact that we’re projected to run out of clean drinking water by 2039 because of how much water ai data centers use please stop using chatgpt y’all, i beg. you do not need a shitty looking cartoon of yourself, i promise. the planet is dying.
