Nature putting on a show over Calgary tonight. #northernlights #Auroraborealis #yyc

Hey @telus! Tell me why when we called to schedule a move, you instead decided to cut off our services and cancel our move date? Make it make sense without us having to wait 2 hours to talk to a human on the phone. Sincerely, a pissed off customer.

Heard the rapture is happening today. Just realized my calendar was trying to warn me. #RaptureReady. So how does this work? Should I bring a jacket?

I’ve ordered Skip at least 4 times today and I have no guilt about it. #selfcare

What I imagine when I hear the term “border czar” in the news.

Can we acknowledge just how fine Jeff Daniels is in “Fly Away Home”? Damn.

Kris Kistofferson passed away. This will be a VERY sad thanksgiving at my parents’ house.

2024 has been the most a year can be.

10 outta 10 do NOT recommend getting hit by a car. 🤕

Hot take: Edmonton has a way nicer airport than Calgary. (Even without the storm damage). #YEG #YYC

Blessed, sometimes stressed, but proud to be doing my very best. 🫶

This flight from Toronto had wild holding pattern over Calgary as the storm passed over YYC.

Why does life require us to have 10,000 different logins for things? I’m tired of remembering passwords and backup passwords and backup procedures when I inevitably forget those passwords.

What plays in my head every time my therapist reminds me to take every day one step at a time.

Ugh, slapping myself for being a silly little screw up today. Thanks Monday.

A jar of kimchi just fell out of my fridge and shattered on the floor. So now there’s bits of glass all over the kitchen and my house smells like farts.

Okay. I stand corrected. This opening ceremony will now be the one to live rent free in my brain. (Yes I’m re-watching on a Saturday morning) Lady Gaga, beheaded Marie Antoinette, breakdancing, drag queens, a threesome, a flaming piano, and Celine on the Eiffel Tower? Iconic.

I know the games were messed up because of Miss Rona, but did Tokyo even have an opening ceremony? I have zero recollection of it.

I think Beijing still wins for best opening ceremony ever. That spectacle lives rent free in my brain.

My heart is shattered. #Jasper