Four commas…..the king

I want to get into pro sports. Which college football team should I buy?

I hope you all found Bs under your trees. Guess who bought some xrp last summer and fall?

Wonder if I can get a deal on Intel

I’m still here waiting on my own hbo show.

Why is this guy doing commercials? He is retarded.

Dammit that German Melanie chick is calling me again. Says her husband’s gonna get locked up in the slammer like I want some mid 50s old MILF. I can do way better with my money.

How do you like my bank commercial? I bought them.

Amazon has lost money for every fucking quarter for the last 20 fucking years and that Jeff Bezos is the king.

Who’s worth the most? Companies that lose money!

I hope you all got Bs under your trees.

The best of me! youtu.be/0GBEbmZvXig

It's not about how much you earn. It's about what you're worth. And who's worth the most? Companies that lose money. Pintrest, Snapchat, no revenue. Amazon has lost money for every fucking quarter for the last 20 fucking years and that Jeff Bezos is the king.

The Buffett guy is the king! Omaha, I am in you. Do they have any proper cars there? Of course not, so I flew in one of my own. #BerkshireHathaway (can you believe I used someone else’s hashtag?)

I should buy svb.