The Radio Demons

“Pleasure to be meeting you all! Quite the pleasure!” Alastor and Alastoria, the radio demons. 18+ Minors DNI Literate N/SFW

“Well whoever they are I’m sure they deserved it”

🎙️ “whose car?”

🦌 so a bit of big news yall…I’m gonna redo my pinned! If anyone has any suggestions I’d love to hear them! Gonna work through the finer details in the coming weeks and months and hopefully have it up by the new year!

“What can I say? I’ve got a type and I like me a lady with experience in the world, even if they are intimidating.”

“There are only big ones Rosie my dear.”

“You already know all of mine anyways so does that really come as a surprise?”

Not just Lucifer

The stag just stood there, staring at the woman in a mix of awe and disbelief. She looked…he hadn’t gazed on her like this for nearly a hundred years. “A-Adelaide?”

Considering the last time Fizz went out and didn’t communicate for hours on end he was kidnapped by a mob boss who threatened to kill him if Ozzie didn’t sign over the rights to his factories…yeah the first thing Ozzie would ask is that, because mans clearly been worried sick.

🦌 fuuuuuck! Of course when I finally get my muse back seasonal allergies kick me in the fucking dick! Thankfully not sick, I’ll get replies out as soon as I can, sorry folks.

The doe was blushing a bit, not at all minding how close the angel was to her as she nodded. “You’re damn right! And since it’s a rage room in hell, they never run out of shit for you to smash! So whadda ya say Arty, wanna come smash with me?” She giggled, pun much intended.

🎙️ “hey bitch! Ever been to a rage room? I won some dumb contest and got two hour long passes. Seems like something you’d be into, smashing shit with bats and hammers.”

🦌 hey all! Sorry for going kinda media silent. Burnout just crept back in with a fucking vengeance. But I should be back now so bump any messages I need to reply to or message me if you want to get something started

“Funny thing, I already have!” Hands her a steaming hot cup with bits of blood on the outside. “They didn’t understand how badly it was needed”

🦌 quick! Someone! Flood my inbox with pirate Alastor! I wanna do a thing!

“Why are you like this?”