Nugh Hibley

An "elevated reuben"? Buddy it's made with what was the cheapest cut of beef, preserved veggies, and rye bread. Elevating it is counter to its very soul

There's a guy who comes in every day when multiple of us are working with the lights low and turns them fully on and I just don't understand who goes into an office and says "you know what I need? More artificial light when we have giant windows all around and we work on screens"

Performative note taking

He's back in. Bit of a roller coaster start to the week

This can't be real

Update: he's doing better. Determined to get out of the hospital after some heart stuff that appears to be all under control.

Please keep my dad in your prayers.

i just realized that notre dame is gonna beat miami and BYU won't make the CFP and ND will

Bear still showing sophomore vision.

Dumbest penalty ever. And missing holding calls again.

Have they called a single hold yet?

I heard something about a big blue wave this week? #BYUFootball

Ball don't lie

So turning upfield is not a football move, good to know.

Jacob, I'm disappointed by your betrayal!

Anyone surprised by the results of yesterday should consult their primary physician for head-in-ass syndrome

My wife is bringing dinner to a family

The worst part of bakeoff is when they eliminate a baker and due to the strict gun and knife laws they have to beat them to death with large sticks