My statements and opinions are my own, and do not reflect those of the New World Order. I just work here.

Auckland, New Zealand
Joined August 2009
when some poor innocent friend of mine makes the mistake of asking what colour a wild rabbit's belly should be
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Your biannual update on "how's Ryan's pole thing going?"
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That or these legs, god DAYUM
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While I'm here, enjoy your biannual update on how the glow-up's going:
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Going to be in Wellington for a burlesque competition June 6-8th - if I have any welly pals still on this site I'd love to catch up on the Sunday/Monday! (I will be busy sweating bullets on the Saturday)
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@gregdotexe and possibly others, but I've either misremembered their screennames or they're not on this site for some unimaginable reason
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Brought me so much joy for so many years. Thanks for staying with us as long as you did, Chibita. See you on the moon.
可愛いお花とアクスタが届きました🥰 祭壇がとっても賑やかです✨ チビちゃん幸せだね♡ ありがとー🥰 【お知らせ】 2月1日(日)兎沼展4 に出展します! チビ太さんの応援プチお礼🎁も準備するので、何も買わなくてイイから遊びに来てね😆💕
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setting up my new PC the ancient ritual persists
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Posted this to IG but it ain't landing with that audience figure it'll be more appreciated here
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I don't know if any of my eight remaining followers on this site live in Christchurch, but on the off-chance one does: I'll be performing at the Good Times Comedy Club this Saturday as part of Amuse-Bouche, a comedy cabaret experience curated by The Burlesque Collective!
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There is no greater joy than explaining Roko's Basilisk to the blissfully offline
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"no no datadaddy's spinning up eternal torturesims of your consciousness BECAUSE of how benevolent it is"
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"Look the existence of a nigh-omnipotent benevolent machine god is such an intrinsic good it must take actions to non-linerarly incentivise its own creation by retroactively pre-committing in its own hypothetical past to future behaviour. Keep up, this isn't going to get easier."
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