I love a well-placed semicolon. 🦔💕

Cincinnati, OH
Joined May 2007
Love you all, my weird and wonderful Twitter friends. 😘
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My goals for 2026 are to be: - Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! - Treacherous as the Sea! - Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love the new me, and despair!
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Every single thing Chiro makes is so cute it hurts 🥹🥹🥹
[store update] 🍈🍦new Melon Fizz Bunjama Pants - pockets for hiding your snacks or hands in - swirly drawstring that resembles a classic melon soda straw - soft peach fuzz-y fabric - elastic waistband - embroidered pocket details, printed main design 🍦RT's appreciated ; v;
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Screaminggggg
Ascend to the peak of a haunted kingdom in Hollow Knight: Silksong, arriving on #NintendoSwitch2 this year.
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Rachelskirts retweeted
Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.
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FWIW: we will never get rid of fact-checkers.
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I would like to volunteer to play in the snow with the tigers 👉🏻👈🏻🥺
❄️ Due to the forecasted winter weather, the Cincinnati Zoo will close at 1pm today, Sunday, January 5 and remain closed Monday, January 6. Animal care staff will stay overnight at the Zoo to care for the animals. Stay safe and stay warm! ❄️
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The week between Christmas and New Years is the giant gym class parachute of the calendar year
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happy October the 24th to all who celebrate
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Instead of nightclubs I want a 24hr library with hot chocolate stations, a dessert bar, coffee machine, big comfy chairs and beanbags, blankets, dogs welcome, just people who want to spend the evening reading alone, together, peaceful, a cosy fire, plants, an indoor waterfall.
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I hope this beacon finds you well
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Literally me
i apologize for disappearing for a week 🙏 but now i know a lot of stuff about planners and japanese journal brand hobonichi 👍
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More movies with these two, please.
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Rachelskirts retweeted
waiting until marriage to like any of his posts
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Rachelskirts retweeted
kristen bell and adam brody singlehandedly saved the romcom industry with 10 episodes of insane chemistry and i owe them my life for it actually #NobodyWantsThis
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Hehe not hehe
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New ick unlocked: I tried telling a friend that I use 1Password, but they heard it as “one password” and then sighed in relief and told me that they ALSO use a single password for everything. 😭
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