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Joined February 2009
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It appears that - oh my god… how could this be profitable for Frito Lay
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five years ago in journalism, people would quote tweet layoff posts saying HIRE THIS PERSON THEY'RE SO TALENTED. No one can even do this anymore because we know all these rich fucks have made it so there are no new jobs
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there are vanishingly few publications for young journalists to aspire to work at and it’s heartbreaking
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Saw Hamnet (2025)
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Dare I say, (and it's controversial in some quarters), but Better Call Saul is a superior show to Breaking Bad
Better Call Saul is a masterpiece.
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the concept of a random scene of a woman digging around a recycling dumpster in albuquerque being more vibrant and visually striking than jon m chu’s modern interpretation of one of the most colorful films ever made
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This sketch has never stopped being relevant
Replying to @ambular_93
The concept of a child who recognizes Benny Safdie’s voice as Bowser Jr
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every time vince gilligan talks about the dangers of ai an angels gets its wings #pluribus
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Simple. They do not have a library of existing intellectual property that they can mine for easy nostalgia, and so their output actually needs to be good.
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I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re Katy Perry returning from space?
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Hi all. I'm not going to be very active on here. I want to explain why. A few months ago, my son started exhibiting severe OCD symptoms and tics out of the blue. We were terrified. After some tests, he was diagnosed with PANDAS, an autoimmune disease triggered by the strep virus.
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Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope
order your groceries. saves an extra 1-2 hours a week. compounded, thats 50-100 hours a year. a whole week work of work you gain. i promise that time is more important then the $10 delivery fee
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There are so many incredibly smart jokes on this show but there's one that is guaranteed to make me laugh every time
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NO MEN IN SPORTS 🔥🔥🔥
Fuck you. No men in sports period. No such thing as transgender- it’s all brainwashing bullshit
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weirdly empowering
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Because their campaigns aren’t entirely built on the legacy of their last name
What's the deal with highly successful Progressive campaigns funning on the candidates' first name rather than their last?
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Diddy Defense May Invoke Iran Conflict in Closing Argument — TMZ
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all amy poehler has to do is submit this for your consideration and the award is hers
The Golden Globes are introducing a new category for Best Podcast.
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Not the point but I thought this was Jane Wickline
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