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When people call you a “snowflake” just remember they’re quoting Fight Club. A satire written by a gay man about how male fragility causes men to destroy themselves, resent society, and become radicalized…
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British reality shows: here in a meadow, 12 jolly bakers compete to bake the tastiest sticky toffee pudding
American reality shows: if Bill can survive 10 days in the wilderness with nothing but some hotdogs and a gun, we promise to pay for his daughter’s insulin
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“Holly and Phil jumped the queue to see the Queen’s coffin and as a monarchist I am very angry about the idea that somebody should enjoy unearned preferential treatment” -
honestly this place cracks me up
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it’s bisexual awareness week so everyone be vigilant, they could be lurking anywhere. stay safe
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Iconique...
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For anyone wondering... No, I will not be cancelling my sold out show about class inequality at this difficult time for inherited wealth.
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Please sir, that’s my emotional support largest arts festival in the world, don’t take it away….😭
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In case anyone else is struggling with the twitter review/awards hype machine ... If your audience connect with your show today, it's a good fucking show and you deserve to be here.
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Patchy day so far but very much liked Cassie and the Lights @FollowTheCow reminded me of very early little bulb and not just because the protagonists are children.
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Let’s clear some things up about this Extreme heat.
Please listen to the advice
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oh you “liked” my instagram story? you tapped your little thumb on the little heart and liked it?? be a real man and just have sex with me
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Stop gaslighting yourself into the narrative you’re lazy when you’re really burnt-out and exhausted AF from trying to survive these dark times.
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For Deaf friends -she’s reading out the text from a friend and the saying how she scared that today society is too distracted by the simple pleasures and doesn’t have the grit or drive to push back and do what it takes to fix this 😓 #RoeVsWade #WomensRightsAreHumanRights #DayOne
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if someone doesn’t text me back the only possible reason can be that they hate my guts and want me dead and therefore I will simply never investigate it further, goodbye
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Are you “burned out” or are you having a reasonable reaction to a never-ending barrage of bad news which you can do very little about.
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If you’re like “I don’t know anyone who’s had an abortion” what you’re actually saying is:
“No one I know trusts me enough to tell me about their abortion”































