My girls are playing with legos and chatting up a storm.
6yo: “And that’s why you should never ride your motorcycle during an earthquake.”
3yo: “Ooooh okay. Thanks!”
Sound advice.
Just found a 5ft snake in our backyard near where our two little girls were playing.
3yo: *excitedly* I want to watch you cut it’s head off!
Rachel Hostetler retweeted
A woman cries after she was shot in the abdomen with a non lethal round while protesting at the Austin Police Department Headquarters on Saturday. The woman, who said she was pregnant, cried “My baby!, My baby!” #GeorgeFloydProtests
Incase you never knew Austin’s history of racism and segregation - take a read.
I love this city but I am ashamed of this. This is why the black community only makes up 8% of the population in Austin.
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Rachel Hostetler retweeted
When White people ask what they should say to black people show them this video. The answer is simple. Keep your eye on this White girl in the front who uses her privilege to prevent violence. Be that girl. Raise that girl.
Rachel Hostetler retweeted
POWERFUL MOMENT: KVUE's @MollyAndAMic captured the moment when #Austin officers embraced and shook hands with protesters outside of APD's headquarters yesterday. #Austinprotest
Seriously terrifying. I don’t get everyone’s love for them - we saw one in Costa Rica where a park ranger tried to move him to a safer spot and it started going crazy waving its talons around. 😖 Why is no one obsessed with otters like I am?! 🦦 #waterpuppy
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Overheard from my office:
5yo: Cows pee out milk for us.
Husband: Umm, that’s not quite how it works.
*Darth Vader chokes a man to death.*
Me: Oh, look he's sleeping too!
3yo: No. Him got died.
🤦♀️
#MayTheFourthBeWithYou
You know in movies when the bad guy has a cyanide capsule in their tooth?
How do they avoid a randomly violent sneeze?
💨 *CRUNCH* “Well, shoot.....” ☠️
Me: Charlie, what’s your favorite thing in the world?
2yo: Baby shark aaaaand.... baby Jesus!
😂
#kidquotes
At a coffee shop and just spend 15 minutes trying to catch a bee stuck inside. I give him his freedom and moments later, I see my little bee friend saying hello to some dude ... who then stomps and kills it. 😐 Mmk, cool. #savethebees