Rachel Heisel

Hey @Target I saw this 1st photo advertisement in one of your stores…as a designer and Dalmatian owner let me know when you would like a better Dal model

Hey @pepsi Thank you so much for the donation to our youth creative summer internship. We are excited to be able to provide drinks and snacks to the kids who will be joining us.

And another one bites the dust

Dear @Delta I can’t believe this was your response to an awful experience with your #flight services. $25 voucher doesn’t even cover a bag charge with you guys let alone change my opinion of being treated poorly. #thankyounext I won’t be using your company any longer

Do you think @instagram & @facebook just shut down 2 see what the world might do without them for a day. Total chaos, teenagers everywhere just staring at 1 another b/c they have never been taught how to talk without a meme #instagramdown #InstagramBlackout2019 #instagramisdown

Dear @instagram So @SouthwestAir gives love vouchers for inconvenient problems that are unforeseen to their costumers/ users... What do you offer??? I could go for some more followers 😂😂😂 or maybe a new algorithm #instagramdown #InstagramBlackout2019 #Instagram

@squarespace and @SquarespaceHelp is your site down right now because I keep getting this memo on multiple devices

I am going to have the quotes of a lifetime after this flight the same grandma just told me she plays mahjong on fridays and she doesn’t even like mahjong

The grandma sitting next to me on my flight asked me if I knew what sexting was. #newyork #dead 😂😂😂

When your @Uber driver decided he only wants to listen to country music

This meme couldn’t be more correct ... congrats @TomBradysEgo for looking like a women #PuppyBowlXV #SuperBowl2019 #SuperBowlAds

@Edelman11 your beard hair looks like mangy dog hair

The @verizon commercials are really getting me

I’m actually dead... @diplo is at Disneyland today ... after I was there yesterday