Comic readers always scream that Peter Parker invented his fluid formula himself because he's a genius. Spider-Man’s web-fluid expands into high-tensile webbing when exposed to air, holding thousands of pounds of pressure. Peter shoots this chemical compound out of tiny, wrist-mounted nozzles using mechanical pressure. Generating enough kinetic force to spray a liquid line 100 feet in a straight line through wind resistance requires internal pressure high enough to blow Peter’s forearms off his wrists every time he pulls the trigger.

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“I don’t mind a bit of chasey-chasey, but there’s gonna be no sucky-fucky at the end.” If you know this line without Googling, you’re a real one. Can you name the show?

The MCU establishes that different universes have wildly different physical laws, timelines, and technological developments (some have magic, some have high-tech, some are animated). Yet every single Kang variant across infinite dimensions somehow managed to invent the exact same time-chair, wear the exact same purple and green armor, and use the exact same blue energy blasts. If infinite multiversal probability exists, why do thousands of Kangs across different dimensions share the exact same aesthetic and tech blueprint?