The #NormMacdonald movie on Netflix is beautiful. A wonderfully crafted tale of a wildly talented and oft-misunderstood man. I laughed. I cried. I loved it.
Hockey: you can literally take a stick and hit another player and they're like, "woah! Not cool bro. Go sit and chill out for 2 mins"
Soccer: “EXCUSE ME!!?! The bottom of your shoe touched that man’s calf…exit the field immediately and don’t even bother coming back next game!”
My office had a break-in last week. Mostly just trashed the place. But, I have a collection of signed CDs/photos/sports cards above my desk… the only one missing is my autographed @GregChalmersPGA card! 😁 So it seems the break-in was a targeted theft! @chasingscratch0
…Ryan Carney… retweeted
CANES LEAD IN THE EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS
PLAY THE DAMN SONG
#SoundTheSiren
Attaboy @CameronKeshock that’s how you take a line shot up the middle! We’re gonna need a picture of that bruise tomorrow! 😂 took that shot like a champ. #gsohoppers
Some fresh swag arrived today. Tuesday may have no feel, but Wednesday definitely does. And killer packing tape too! #LGLG @chasingscratch0
Bravo to Charlie Hunnam for his incredible performance as Ed Gein. Sweet, simple, terrifying, sympathetic, raw. Truly a brilliant performance. 👏 👏 👏
Wishing peace for everyone. There's too much hate in the world. And all it takes for hate to win is for good people to sit idly by and say/do nothing. Be a light to your community.
The beavers have been, and are, active at @GuilfordCollege Amazing work these animals put in.
Hey @Jeep, reach out if you are looking for a kid who isn’t old enough to actually drive a Jeep for any of your upcoming ad campaigns.
Hey @netflix, you should livestream @thejimmyawards each year. These performers are remarkable, and the production is fantastic. @Ted_Netflix_CEO #thejimmyawards
Coastal Carolina getting absolutely hosed by the Ump! Tossing the coach in the 1st inning is ego, period. Nobody’s here to watch the ump. Understand the situation and take a breath man. Dang. #cws2025
Got the mail today & my daughter had ordered the Mach G Operation: Blackouts from @goodr AND used the @chasingscratch0 promo code! #parentingWins #LGLG #Natures2ndCarrot
Weaver Theatre Dept opened their Spring Musical, “The Prom ,” last night & it was fantastic. Included a nice video note from Ariana DeBose to the kids wishing them well on the show. Come check it out if you’re around!
Cmon @joerogan, W. Bryan Hubbard is actually a Zack Galifinakis character, right?
Probably nobody but @michaelafulton will like this 😂
@SportClips app, says 15 min wait. I join the line. Leave my house. Get to the parking lot and the wait time on the app says “you’re up in 6 mins.” Walk in the door and my wait time is 28 minutes.
Bamboozeled! ✂️ bad UX
















